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Posted: 3/19/2002 7:43:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:49:38 AM EDT
Former president Bill Clinton thanks all three members of the US military who voted for him in the 1996 election.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:51:30 AM EDT
An aid to former President Clinton grimaces in fearful anticipation as he hears the words, "Colonel, may God strike me down with lightening if what I am telling you is not true."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:54:06 AM EDT
Minister strikes at Ex President Bill Clinton with concealed collapsable assault baton while he thanks all three members of the US military who voted for him in the 1996 election
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:56:39 AM EDT
Can we have some more cruise missles?
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 7:59:03 AM EDT
"There you should get better reception now sir"
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 8:02:59 AM EDT
"Must...resist...must not...impale..."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 8:04:13 AM EDT
"So Colonel, how does it feel to be a war hero?" "I gotta pea....."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 8:17:40 AM EDT
Hmmmm...now if I hold this umbrella with my left hand I won't be able to get to my firearm in case of an attack on Mr. Klinton....now if I hold it in my right hand I could defend him. I think I will leave it in my left hand..ya'..that makes sense to me.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 8:54:38 AM EDT
"I've been wanting to crack this asshole's head open for eight years, & I finally get my chance! Thank You, blessed Jesus!"
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:05:45 AM EDT
*black lady looks lovingly and thinks* mmmmmmm, I bet I could do you better than that fat white bitch monica.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:07:26 AM EDT
"Colonel, good to see you again. How are your daughters, they sure are tasty... uh... I mean attractive. I always liked having them... er... um... YOU in the White House."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:08:23 AM EDT
Woman in the background: "Hmmm....His nose really [i]did[/i] grow while he was President."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:10:34 AM EDT
"This guy is so full of shit, he really stinks."
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 9:50:31 AM EDT
Bill thinking... Hummmm, I'm going to give that sister the wettest kiss Monica could only wish for.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 10:01:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2002 10:01:44 AM EDT by Boomholzer]
[man holding umbrella is thinking] "Ohhhhhhhh God! That is some nasty a$$ chit! What the hell did that demon-cratic communist have to eat today? Stinky bastard! Ohhhhhhhhhh!"
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 11:19:40 AM EDT
[man holding umbrella is thinking] I should bash your head in after you cheated on me, with Monica….. Bastard. [sex]
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 11:40:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 11:41:51 AM EDT
From left to right: "YEEEEW - What's that white stuff on his jacket?" "Nice to meet you ([i]I loathe the military[/i])." "Yassa' Maybe I's be the next Black Monica. Mmm-mmmmmm! Gots me a funny hat an' everythang." "I gotta pee." "Does saran wrap work just as good as tinfoil?"
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 11:44:38 AM EDT
Three airline pilots BEG to be allowed to fly AF1, so they too can grope the wommenz. Guy with umbrella excluded from grope fest. Sister volunteers to be gropee.
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 11:48:48 AM EDT
"Take this you communist bastard!!!!!!!"
Link Posted: 3/19/2002 2:04:18 PM EDT
Some of your remarks disgust me. And you know who you are.
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