Posted: 3/15/2010 1:51:06 AM EDT
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So For the last couple of hours I've been playing Bad Company 2 on PS3. In a tank, shooting at the objective through a door. Ive got the machine gun pounding the box, and the main gun firing as soon as it reloads. Running BY THE TANK AND THROUGH SAID DOOR, my only team mate at the time decides to go plant a charge. As you can imagine I accidentally "blew thine friendly, into tiny bits, whilst i fed upon an orangutan" Guy gets upset. Runs me over a little later with a bradley type vehicle. I was already bored as there were only 5 people in the game. Then starts whining over the headset. So i figure. Its slow. Im bored. So i find him running towards the objective and take him out from the top of a hill. Then he sends me a message calling me bitch n****r. So I sent him the following. "Dude, its a game. The first time with the tank was your fault. But since you started the name calling, It is now my mission for the night to team kill the fuck out of you. Have a great day." So i kill the fucker like 6 times. Then he decides to try and kill me. Hunting is one thing. But when you've got a friendly tag above your head, preparing for the attempt isn't all that hard. I must have killed him 30 times over the course of 3 games. Then i got kicked. I thought the entire occurrence was quite hilarious. Thought I would share. |
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Dude, calling people racial slurs, questioning their sexuality, suggesting their mother is a prostitute, or ideally a combination of those, is what online gaming is all about!
I've got an internet connection, a headset, no respect for anyone, and plenty of spare time, by god the entire internet will feel my nerd rage from my mom's basement. Also, the BC2, like all battlefield games is ripe for trolling opportunities, everything from random TKing, C4ing your own m-com station, or driving a tank 5 minutes out of the way just to run over a teammate sniping from a remote cliff, it truly is a comedy goldmine. I should know, I'm an elite professional gamer who gets paid $300 a month to play games. Gabe Newell signs my checks and everything. |
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Dude, calling people racial slurs, questioning their sexuality, suggesting their mother is a prostitute, or ideally a combination of those, is what online gaming is all about! I've got an internet connection, a headset, no respect for anyone, and plenty of spare time, by god the entire internet will feel my nerd rage from my mom's basement. Also, the BC2, like all battlefield games is ripe for trolling opportunities, everything from random TKing, C4ing your own m-com station, or driving a tank 5 minutes out of the way just to run over a teammate sniping from a remote cliff, it truly is a comedy goldmine. I should know, I'm an elite professional gamer who gets paid $300 a month to play games. Gabe Newell signs my checks and everything. I have 3 questions... Bragging? Bitching? or Complaining? |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFW-VeOqi_o
This one is a classic |