Posted: 3/9/2010 12:59:06 PM EDT
| that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig. |
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Some of the best ones:
Some say… that he’s illegal in 17 US States. Some say… that his genitals are on upside-down. Some say… that he once punched a horse to the ground. Some say… that he has a full-size tattoo of his face… on his face. Some say… that he thought Star Wars was a documentary. Some say… that when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks. |
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Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? |
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Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg 
Sexy, sexy vehicles. ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61 |
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Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? The exhaust of my poor,poor Disco apparently! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg Sexy, sexy vehicles. ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61 Clearly you don't own one. I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed. And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it. And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely; Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig |
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Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg
Sexy, sexy vehicles. ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61 Clearly you don't own one. I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed. And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it. And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely; Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right? ETA: Not to totally hijack this thread, some say… that his first name really is “The” |
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Quoted: Not sure if serious?Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg Sexy, sexy vehicles. ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61 Clearly you don't own one. I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed. And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it. And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely; Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right? Now made by BMW.
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Some say.... That I must be getting old or something, because half the time I don't know what you bastards are talking about. Is this a Chris Costa lovefest thread? Top Gear. Only the best thing to come out of England since the Mayflower and the Land Rover. What the hell are you smoking? http://www.ajeepthing.com/images/land-rover-discovery-3.jpg
Sexy, sexy vehicles. ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kltGv1i6g&feature=PlayList&p=E730A25484EE9330&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=61 Clearly you don't own one. I have an 02 Discovery and its probably the biggest piece of shit ever designed. And for no explainable reason whatsoever, I love it. And in an attempt to not hijack the thread completely; Some say that he once had a vicious knife-fightwith Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in theCash-for-Honours scandal. All we know is that he's called Lord Stig I don't. I appreciate them from a distance, though. I'm actually really leaning toward a MINI Cooper S this summer instead of an older Range Rover. The MINI's a solid piece of British manufacturing, right? Now made by BMW.
Tweaked by them, but still made in Britain. (Oxford, actually. I've been to the factory and seen it in action, it's really incredible...) I'm told the BMW influence is mostly administrative, no? |