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3/4/2010 4:35:46 AM EDT



Hormel Black Label Bacon+Nature's Pride 100% Whole Wheat+Sharp Cheddar Cheese+Eggs=Greatness

3/4/2010 4:37:01 AM EDT
[#1]
2/10 only because it looks edible.
3/4/2010 4:38:06 AM EDT
[#2]
-1 for sperm sample on table.




3/4/2010 4:42:39 AM EDT
[#3]
looks good to me, 8.4/10
3/4/2010 4:43:18 AM EDT
[#4]
Thanks!
3/4/2010 4:45:19 AM EDT
[#5]
i'ld eat it. 7/10
3/4/2010 4:46:09 AM EDT
[#6]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.







Better than my breakfast of cold pizza! It gets a 7/10 from me.
3/4/2010 4:52:02 AM EDT
[#7]
delete
3/4/2010 4:52:47 AM EDT
[#8]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.
3/4/2010 4:53:17 AM EDT
[#9]
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Hormel Black Label Bacon+Nature's Pride 100% Whole Wheat+Sharp Chedder+Eggs=Greatness. Its in the description.
3/4/2010 4:53:50 AM EDT
[#10]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



The LOL that I got outta that is gonna be hard to top today!    I had to go back and look at the pic. Yes, it's semen for sure.


OP, I'd eat yer sammich. Looks good.  6 outta 10 for ya!  

3/4/2010 4:54:27 AM EDT
[#11]
The OJ looks good.


3/4/2010 4:54:53 AM EDT
[#12]
I am sitting here eating my oatmeal wishing I was at your house.
3/4/2010 4:59:30 AM EDT
[#13]
-1 for cheap bacon...

9/10
3/4/2010 5:00:42 AM EDT
[#14]
6/10....Good job!
3/4/2010 5:01:11 AM EDT
[#15]
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-1 for cheap bacon...

9/10


I am a Wright Bacon guy, but with the economy and our monthly income we have to get the Hormel. Wright bacon would probably make your face melt if you saw it in the above configuration.
3/4/2010 5:05:19 AM EDT
[#16]
Looks damn good to me.  I would like my bread toasted though.  




9/10
3/4/2010 5:08:44 AM EDT
[#17]
What did you fry that egg on? a greasy engine block? looks kinda black and crusty. Just sayin, But yeah, I would eat it.
3/4/2010 5:14:21 AM EDT
[#18]
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What did you fry that egg on? a greasy engine block? looks kinda black and crusty. Just sayin, But yeah, I would eat it.


The egg was fried in bacon fat in a cast iron skillet. The black specks are cooked fat and crushed black pepper.
3/4/2010 5:59:30 AM EDT
[#19]
-1 no reloads

-1 no knife

-1 no napkin

-1 overcooked egg

-1 no alcohol

-1 no sidearm

-1 no potatoes



3/10
3/4/2010 6:15:36 AM EDT
[#20]
I'd eat it.    (No, not the sperm, the sandwich)
3/4/2010 6:22:56 AM EDT
[#21]
Compared to my breakfast of Multi Grain Cheerios with sliced bananas and strawberries I give it 10/10.  In the other hand I have dropped my triglycerides from 450 to 190 since June '09 without medication so I guess its a push! YMMV
3/4/2010 6:38:51 AM EDT
[#22]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.


How the fuck is this your first thought? If that had been my table, I would have assumed milk or something. Where the hell do you live when your first thought on seeing that is "Sperm Sample"?!



3/4/2010 6:41:39 AM EDT
[#23]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.


How the fuck is this your first thought? If that had been my table, I would have assumed milk or something. Where the hell do you live when your first thought on seeing that is "Sperm Sample"?!





Guys, guys. Calm down, it is a votive candle.

3/4/2010 6:56:00 AM EDT
[#24]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.


How the fuck is this your first thought? If that had been my table, I would have assumed milk or something. Where the hell do you live when your first thought on seeing that is "Sperm Sample"?!





Guys, guys. Calm down, it is a votive candle.



...and such a pretty flower.

Make me a sammich!!

3/4/2010 6:56:38 AM EDT
[#25]
Looks good!
3/4/2010 6:58:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Might as well go all-out and splurge on white bread?

Whole wheat with that inside is like eating a Whopper with fries, and then going to the diet coke.

8/10
3/4/2010 7:00:21 AM EDT
[#27]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.


How the fuck is this your first thought? If that had been my table, I would have assumed milk or something. Where the hell do you live when your first thought on seeing that is "Sperm Sample"?!





Guys, guys. Calm down, it is a votive candle.



A who candle?    Your score is dropping, mister.

3/4/2010 7:01:25 AM EDT
[#28]



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The OJ looks good.



Pretty hard to ruin a good OJ, unless he starts stabbing people.



 
3/4/2010 7:18:01 AM EDT
[#29]
i'd eat it



but 6/10



needs a fruit or something else

even the flower in the vase is sad and looking down
3/4/2010 7:18:23 AM EDT
[#30]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



This, my first thought.


How the fuck is this your first thought? If that had been my table, I would have assumed milk or something. Where the hell do you live when your first thought on seeing that is "Sperm Sample"?!





Guys, guys. Calm down, it is a votive candle.



A who candle?    Your score is dropping, mister.





3/4/2010 7:21:47 AM EDT
[#31]



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-1 for sperm sample on table.





Ok so I'm not the only one that saw that






 
3/4/2010 7:27:37 AM EDT
[#32]
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The OJ looks good.

Pretty hard to ruin a good OJ, unless he starts stabbing people.
 


3/4/2010 7:30:20 AM EDT
[#33]
Looks good.  My wife and daughter aren't egg eaters so they don't share my enthusiasm for breakfast like I do.  Egg sandwiches are one of the few things that they both will eat enthusiastically.  I use butter spray on the bread and pan toast it then add a little mayo to the sandwich.  

3/4/2010 8:37:57 AM EDT
[#34]
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The OJ looks good.

Pretty hard to ruin a good OJ, unless he starts stabbing people.
 


This
3/4/2010 8:42:52 AM EDT
[#35]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



thank you I just spit out my coke
3/4/2010 8:43:45 AM EDT
[#36]
6/10 heart attack on a plate.
3/4/2010 8:44:47 AM EDT
[#37]
Sandwich looks good.  

5/10 since you forgot extra mags, a handgun and a real knife.
3/4/2010 8:56:00 AM EDT
[#38]
Cannot score until I know what's in the Netflix envelope. Also your egg is way over cooked and the gun position is less than optimum.....just sayin
3/4/2010 10:31:18 AM EDT
[#39]
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Cannot score until I know what's in the Netflix envelope. Also your egg is way over cooked and the gun position is less than optimum.....just sayin


I don't like me eggs runny. You are right about the gun angle. The movie is Dr. Strangelove; my wife has never seen it, and it was my week to pick a movie.

Can you give me a score bomber?
3/5/2010 3:46:35 AM EDT
[#40]
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9/10


I am a Wright Bacon guy, but with the economy and our monthly income we have to get the Hormel. Wright bacon would probably make your face melt if you saw it in the above configuration.


Oh HELLS YEAH!!!  I use to love Wright's bacon but I have a butcher here that makes Wright's taste like dog food.  Wright's is my back up now

The bacon at Hampton's Market is thicker than Wright's and is brined, cured then smoked.  Best part? It's cheaper than Wright's
3/5/2010 3:48:46 AM EDT
[#41]
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-1 for sperm sample on table.



You only get a -1 for that?
3/5/2010 4:24:34 AM EDT
[#42]
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-1 for cheap bacon...

9/10


I am a Wright Bacon guy, but with the economy and our monthly income we have to get the Hormel. Wright bacon would probably make your face melt if you saw it in the above configuration.


Oh HELLS YEAH!!!  I use to love Wright's bacon but I have a butcher here that makes Wright's taste like dog food.  Wright's is my back up now

The bacon at Hampton's Market is thicker than Wright's and is brined, cured then smoked.  Best part? It's cheaper than Wright's


I wish i lived near you.