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2/22/2010 8:18:12 PM EDT
No, this isn't about grammar, this is about women.





The number of commas in your bank account is related to the number of women in your life...



If you only have one comma, you can have one woman in your life.



If you have two commas, you can have two women in your life, but they can't know about each other.



If you have three commas in your bank account, you can have two women in your life, and they can know about each other.





That's where Tiger fucked up - he didn't follow the rules






2/22/2010 8:19:04 PM EDT
[#1]
Wisdom you have it.
2/22/2010 8:29:59 PM EDT
[#2]
 

LOL
2/22/2010 8:43:25 PM EDT
[#3]
Damn, I fall into the No commas = No wimmenz
2/22/2010 8:45:56 PM EDT
[#4]
That explains why college went terribly wrong during freshman year.





Three girls, one comma...



No amount of distance can keep a female from finding things out.



 
2/22/2010 9:00:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Nice!
2/22/2010 9:02:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Profound shit, right there.

2/22/2010 9:05:19 PM EDT
[#7]
my women all took my commas

my latest would-be comma theif doesn't have access to the accounts
2/22/2010 9:10:09 PM EDT
[#8]
That's awesome. Was it an original theory?



We need a motivational poster explaining this.
2/22/2010 9:22:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Do not believe the 'two comma' rule.

It's a trick...
2/23/2010 2:03:15 AM EDT
[#10]
What if it's her money?
2/23/2010 2:49:54 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
What if it's her money?


Then you're John Kerry, and no one really wants you to begin with.
2/23/2010 2:50:53 AM EDT
[#12]
Sage advice.


2/23/2010 2:52:51 AM EDT
[#13]
What if I have several accounts with 1 comma in them?  
2/23/2010 3:13:11 AM EDT
[#14]
Wise, you are!
2/23/2010 3:34:17 AM EDT
[#15]
My husband may have some explaining to do....


2/23/2010 3:49:13 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Damn, I fall into the No commas = No wimmenz


Add me to this list
2/23/2010 3:54:25 AM EDT
[#17]




Quoted:

That's awesome. Was it an original theory?



We need a motivational poster explaining this.




I too would like to know if this is something the OP came up with...either way it's brilliant!
2/23/2010 5:21:36 AM EDT
[#18]




Quoted:





Quoted:

That's awesome. Was it an original theory?



We need a motivational poster explaining this.




I too would like to know if this is something the OP came up with...either way it's brilliant!


As much as I would like to lay claim to this, it actually came from a coworker of my brother's at lunch. Not sure if it was his original theory though.



2/23/2010 7:09:23 AM EDT
[#19]
What happens when you hit 4 commas?