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2/22/2010 4:02:46 PM EDT
.....is on track to win his fifth.....just saying....
2/22/2010 4:08:18 PM EDT
[#1]
It's February.
2/22/2010 4:08:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Jimmie Johnson is on track to win 5 straight.
2/22/2010 4:09:37 PM EDT
[#3]
A bowl of rice has more charisma and is more exciting.
2/22/2010 4:10:09 PM EDT
[#4]
Jeff Gordon is now a douche!  I give up on him!  Go Mark Martin!
2/22/2010 4:10:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
A bowl of rice has more chrism and is more exciting.


White, or brown?  depending on your answer, you might be a racist.  
2/22/2010 4:11:08 PM EDT
[#6]
Mabey, mabey not



Time will tell

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2/22/2010 4:13:43 PM EDT
[#7]
2/22/2010 4:14:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Jimmie Johnson is on track to win 5 straight.


I knew someone would pick that up...

2/22/2010 4:17:14 PM EDT
[#9]
He's fast becoming the Sebastian Loeb of American Stock Car racing.
2/22/2010 4:25:00 PM EDT
[#10]
what is chrism?

2/22/2010 4:27:20 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


what is chrism?



Don't know if serious....but maybe charisma





 
2/22/2010 4:28:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Way to early in the season.
2/22/2010 4:30:20 PM EDT
[#13]
After the commercial I saw last night I figgered this was about Jimmy's Johnson
2/22/2010 4:42:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Now the soap that is NASCAR is going to have issues with a fifth title. If someone had replaced JR as the most popular driver I would say yes it will happen. Don't get me wrong I am a JR fan, but also I see that things are not always as they seem. I see Mark Martin being the Champ this year as it will be good "for the sport" IE ratings. JR just as Gordon have to have down times before they are built up as great come back stories. NASCAR is so scripted now it is not real racing, everything is so controlled to "match the cars" allow who they want to win,minus the unforeseen breakage. What is missing today is the drivers who started on dirt in crap cars and still won. Long gone are the days of the Junior Johnson, the Richard Petty and others who knew how to "drive" what they had.
2/22/2010 4:48:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
what is chrism?



It is code for charisma.
2/22/2010 4:48:11 PM EDT
[#16]
Mark Martin for the win!
2/22/2010 4:52:11 PM EDT
[#17]
First and last names are both euphemisms for a penis.

What's his middle name, Richard?





ps,  Chad Knauss is probably a bigger part of the winning combination than Jimmie.
2/22/2010 5:08:58 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm a Jimmy Johnson fan but I think it's bad for Nascar if he wins his 5th straight.

Question is who will beat him and his team?
2/22/2010 5:20:36 PM EDT
[#19]













2/28/2010 2:12:15 PM EDT
[#20]
HOLY SHIT

AGAIN
2/28/2010 2:18:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Jimmy Johnson.......


has gay sex with his two homo team mates, Jeff (Rainbow) Gordan and Little Dale Jr.  

I don't know who I want to have a crash every race more, JJ or Mark Martin.
2/28/2010 2:40:13 PM EDT
[#22]
I personally am getting tired of Jimmie Johnson constantly winning. He must be one hell of a driver, but it's getting old.
It isn't going to help NASCAR's declining attendance.
2/28/2010 2:50:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Jimmy Johnson, NASCAR, turn left x 4, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
2/28/2010 2:52:19 PM EDT
[#24]
I just wish NASCAR would change the points system.  

Only award points back to say 15th place and make winning the race have a substantial points difference over finishing 2nd.  Gets rid of the just riding around for points racing and gives them some incentive to really battle for the lead.

Listening to Darrell Waltrip talk about how someone is having a good race when they're in 18th place seems ridiculous, and awarding them points even more so.
2/28/2010 2:59:11 PM EDT
[#25]
What ever happened with Jeremy Mayfield? NASCAR was all over him last year for some reason. He didn't seen like a druggie like they claimed.
2/28/2010 3:00:17 PM EDT
[#26]
NASCAR Sucks.
2/28/2010 3:08:58 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Jimmy Johnson.......


has gay sex with his two homo team mates, Jeff (Rainbow) Gordan and Little Dale Jr.  

I don't know who I want to have a crash every race more, JJ or Mark Martin.


You need to up the meds pal.  That's sick.
2/28/2010 3:10:04 PM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

What ever happened with Jeremy Mayfield? NASCAR was all over him last year for some reason. He didn't seen like a druggie like they claimed.




I want to say Mayfeild tested hot for steriods. Im gonna go check though. BRB





ETA- Boy was I wrong. Looks like Jeremy became a tweaker. Heres the story:



On May 9, 2009 Mayfield was suspended indefinitely as both owner and driver by NASCAR following what NASCAR said was a positive test for methamphetamine.[url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-0][1][/url][url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-1][2][/url][url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-2][3][/url] A federal judge weighing the respective harms and evidence lifted the suspension temporarily on July 1, 2009. On July 15, 2009, it was revealed by NASCAR that Mayfield again tested positive for the second time of using methamphetamine. He allegedly failed a random drug test on July 6.[url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-3][4][/url] On July 24 a federal appeals court overturned the previous injunction Mayfield had been awarded, leaving him suspended from the sport again.
2/28/2010 3:12:16 PM EDT
[#29]
One for the thumb.
2/28/2010 3:18:29 PM EDT
[#30]




Quoted:





Quoted:

What ever happened with Jeremy Mayfield? NASCAR was all over him last year for some reason. He didn't seen like a druggie like they claimed.




I want to say Mayfeild tested hot for steriods. Im gonna go check though. BRB





ETA- Boy was I wrong. Looks like Jeremy became a tweaker. Heres the story:



On May 9, 2009 Mayfield was suspended indefinitely as both owner and driver by NASCAR following what NASCAR said was a positive test for methamphetamine.[url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-0][1][/url][url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-1][2][/url][url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-2][3][/url] A federal judge weighing the respective harms and evidence lifted the suspension temporarily on July 1, 2009. On July 15, 2009, it was revealed by NASCAR that Mayfield again tested positive for the second time of using methamphetamine. He allegedly failed a random drug test on July 6.[url=http://www.ar15.com/#cite_note-3][4][/url] On July 24 a federal appeals court overturned the previous injunction Mayfield had been awarded, leaving him suspended from the sport again.
That was not a smart thing to do.



I remember when he was a rising star. He did that commercial where his girlfriend put motor oil behind her ears like perfume.



Thanks for the info.
2/28/2010 3:20:31 PM EDT
[#31]





Man I hate the Cowboys.
2/28/2010 3:32:13 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Mark Martin for the win!


3/21/2010 12:40:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Again
3/21/2010 12:42:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
.....is a douche bag.....just saying....


3/21/2010 1:18:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Only award points back to say 15th place and make winning the race have a substantial points difference over finishing 2nd.  Gets rid of the just riding around for points racing and gives them some incentive to really battle for the lead.


Wouldn't help with the playoff system in place, all the points would get reset.
I know they want to get away from a guy who only wins one race taking the championship, but the playoff system sucks.

I don't mind rewarding people for consistent performance. All or nothing racing every week would have it's downsides too.
3/21/2010 1:43:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
.....is a douche bag.....just saying....




You edited me.......
4/19/2010 1:16:56 PM EDT
[#37]
DAMMIT
4/19/2010 1:27:06 PM EDT
[#38]
Jimmy Johnson is a puppet.

And did not win today.

4/19/2010 1:51:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Damn, I forgot that was on today.
4/19/2010 1:52:06 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Damn, I forgot that was on today.


Nation Wide is on ESPN2
4/19/2010 1:59:00 PM EDT
[#41]
4/19/2010 2:17:06 PM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:



DAMMIT


Is Danica back yet?
I can't wait till she is back!!!!!!!






4/19/2010 2:28:33 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

Quoted:
DAMMIT

Is Danica back yet?
I can't wait till she is back!!!!!!!




Not yet...I believe sometime in June.
4/19/2010 3:18:45 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
.....is on track to win his fifth.....just saying....


Only because he is hiding under Mike Heltons desk to get away with all the cheating he doing.
4/19/2010 4:50:26 PM EDT
[#45]
He must be able to pull 20 pounds of vacuum on an onion sack then.  Two more laps and he would have won again today.
4/19/2010 4:53:51 PM EDT
[#46]
The same people pissing on Johnson probably had no problem when Dale Sr. was winning through a combination of classlessness and recklessness.

True winners always have small detractors.
4/19/2010 4:55:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Jimmy Johnson.......


has gay sex with his two homo team mates, Jeff (Rainbow) Gordan and Little Dale Jr.  

I don't know who I want to have a crash every race more, JJ or Mark Martin.


Please try to keep your homo-erotic fantasies under the covers.
4/19/2010 4:57:50 PM EDT
[#48]
He will.

The same way at the bristol race, they cut to the in-car radio transmission between him and Chad, where Jimmie pointed out exactly how Kurt Busch's car seemed to be hooking by the bottom by keeping the left rear low and tight, and that's the direction they should adjust the car - then he won the race, because he had the fastest car after the next pit stop.

The entire Hendrick team is doing an amazing job, the the chemistry the #48 team has right now is unbelievable. They go unshaken after unfortunate accidents, with the absolute confidence they'll be there contending for the win in the next race.

I would have loved to see Mark steal the championship last year, but nobody is really surprised that the only other car in the same class is another Hendrick car.
If Stewart-Haas racing adds Mark, that will be an absolutely amazing fleet of Hendrick components on the racetrack. With Kahne onboard, and if Jr. can get comfortable with the car, I can see all 7 of those cars running in the top 12.
4/25/2010 12:47:40 PM EDT
[#49]
4/25/2010 12:50:25 PM EDT
[#50]


Laugh all you want. Knaus don't even get serious until the chase.

That said..............Anyone But Harvick!!
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