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2/16/2010 9:40:51 AM EDT
Today I found out that one of my new hottie friends, that I had my eye on, is a lesbian

2/16/2010 9:41:32 AM EDT
[#1]
Go for the two point conversion
2/16/2010 9:42:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Bummer.

Sounds like one of the oldest rejection responses about going on a date "No, gotta rearrange my sock drawer."
2/16/2010 9:42:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Bonus - one more thing the two of you have in common.
2/16/2010 10:22:26 AM EDT
[#4]
ask if you can watch
2/16/2010 10:23:31 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
ask if you can watch


dammit dammit dammit beat me to it.  
2/16/2010 10:28:22 AM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


Bonus - one more thing the two of you have in common.


This, go pick up women together.



 
2/16/2010 10:34:20 AM EDT
[#7]
It has been a theme over the last year or so of my single buddies dating lesbians... it happens. One of the lesbians' father offered to buy my friend a house if he would convert her.
2/16/2010 10:43:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
It has been a theme over the last year or so of my single buddies dating lesbians... it happens. One of the lesbians' father offered to buy my friend a house if he would convert her.


It might work if he can convince her that he can give her better head than her girlfriend...just sayin'...
2/16/2010 10:44:32 AM EDT
[#9]
Stick with it dude, even the meanest man hating bulldyke needs a hunk of sausage now and then.  
2/16/2010 10:44:51 AM EDT
[#10]
I found out due to an engagement announcement, so it's not like I can call an intervention or something.. it's pretty much a done thing, methinks.



no worries..



NEXT!
2/16/2010 10:47:39 AM EDT
[#11]
Yeah, I had a girl once dump me because she decided she liked women better.  It was not good for my self image, to say the least
2/16/2010 10:48:28 AM EDT
[#12]
BS.





Lesbians are never hot in real life, only in the movies and online.
2/16/2010 10:50:41 AM EDT
[#13]
Just tell her you're a Lesbian too.



I am.
2/16/2010 11:03:02 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


BS.





Lesbians are never hot in real life, only in the movies and online.


50/50

this one is, but her "fiance'" is like you say...




 
2/16/2010 11:06:48 AM EDT
[#15]




Quoted:





Quoted:

BS.





Lesbians are never hot in real life, only in the movies and online.


50/50

this one is, but her "fiance'" is like you say...


At least its obvious which one plays the dude role, that's a positive aspect of your plight... Most times they are both such fugly man-hating dikes you can't tell.