Posted: 1/27/2009 8:56:09 AM EDT
| So, I have been tasked with writing the script for our companies phone system out of office messages. When nobody is in the office, if someone calls us, they will hear these messages. A normal message will say that we are closed for the day, or closed due to a snow storm, or due to a power outage (you get the idea) I feel that it would be prudent to pre-record a message that will be played durring the inevitable zombie invasion. Who wants to come up with a script for me. Keep it short, polite, and business like. |
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"Thank you for calling XYZ company. Your business is important to us, but due to an inordinate volume of the living impaired, we are unable to answer your call. Please leave a message and one of our trained staff will contact you as soon as they are finished headshooting the infected. Again, thank you for calling and have a pleasant day."
- AG |
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Hello you have reached XYZ, our office is currently closed due to the onslaught of zombie hordes. We plan on re-opening when the plague of the undead has subsided. Please have a pleasant day and remember to aim for the head! this one I like this one as well. Maybe add" Happy Hunting" somewhere as well. I also like press 3 for ARGGHH Or maybe "Press 3 for BRRAAAAIINNS! |
