Posted: 7/8/2011 11:19:36 AM EDT
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OK, first time post here. I lurk from time to time, but hell, here goes.
I've been up for too many hours. If I have any more caffiene I'm pretty sure I will wake the undead. Since I have no access to arms, I have to improvise. The best I have is a Ford Superduty, bobtailed with a huge cattle catcher up front. If I run one of those half breathing SOBs over, will it re-die? Do I need more than the 10K this thing already weighs? I can put an extra 15K behind it if need be. What about electricity? I can drag a generator that way too big for anyones good and electrocute the bastards... Thanks in advance guys. |
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Even with arms, if you are really in Japan you are completely screwed. MIllions of people on a tiny chain of islands? You should trade that truck for a boat. I am there, hence the no arms thingy. You're right. I"ll use the truck to "acquire" a boat, then drive the whole combo into the water, launching the boat. Hell, it might work, or maybe I'll die. Either way, no zombie for this guy! |
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Even with arms, if you are really in Japan you are completely screwed. MIllions of people on a tiny chain of islands? You should trade that truck for a boat. I am there, hence the no arms thingy. You're right. I"ll use the truck to "acquire" a boat, then drive the whole combo into the water, launching the boat. Hell, it might work, or maybe I'll die. Either way, no zombie for this guy! Use everything that has a sharp edge and isn't bolted down as a weapon and use your truck to get to a boat. No need to trade for one, there will probably be many empty boats on Z-Day. Just like here in America, when Z-Day occurs, there will be AR15's, M4's, and many other weapons going be just laying around from all the dead. Just be ready to run and have a sharp/blunt object with you at all times =) |
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Even with arms, if you are really in Japan you are completely screwed. MIllions of people on a tiny chain of islands? You should trade that truck for a boat. I am there, hence the no arms thingy. You're right. I"ll use the truck to "acquire" a boat, then drive the whole combo into the water, launching the boat. Hell, it might work, or maybe I'll die. Either way, no zombie for this guy! Use everything that has a sharp edge and isn't bolted down as a weapon and use your truck to get to a boat. No need to trade for one, there will probably be many empty boats on Z-Day. Just like here in America, when Z-Day occurs, there will be AR15's, M4's, and many other weapons going be just laying around from all the dead. Just be ready to run and have a sharp/blunt object with you at all times =) Well, the wit isn't sharp, but my skull is blunt! Extra style points for head bashing them into submission? 
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Even with arms, if you are really in Japan you are completely screwed. MIllions of people on a tiny chain of islands? You should trade that truck for a boat. I am there, hence the no arms thingy. You're right. I"ll use the truck to "acquire" a boat, then drive the whole combo into the water, launching the boat. Hell, it might work, or maybe I'll die. Either way, no zombie for this guy! Use everything that has a sharp edge and isn't bolted down as a weapon and use your truck to get to a boat. No need to trade for one, there will probably be many empty boats on Z-Day. Just like here in America, when Z-Day occurs, there will be AR15's, M4's, and many other weapons going be just laying around from all the dead. Just be ready to run and have a sharp/blunt object with you at all times =) Well, the wit isn't sharp, but my skull is blunt! Extra style points for head bashing them into submission?
rofl I would probably fall over dead laughing if I saw someone running around head butting Zombies on Z-Day lol |
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Some random thoughts about your predicament:
1. Japan is a monster magnet. How many times has Godzilla attacked, and each time it's a surprise? If I had to pick one country for Z-Day to start, it would be there (either that, or some place in Pennsylvania or Maine). 2. You want to try to ELECTROCUTE the zombies? That could be good or bad. I could see the massive current turning them into supercharged, extra-large people-eaters –– probably each one would be as big as Godzilla. Tell me, do you want to be responsible for that? 3. Boats. Yeah, we all know how that one will turn out. You'll make it to a boat after living through hell-on-earth. You'll be out there, peacefully chugging away, heading toward the zed-free zone (yeah, there won't be any, but it won't matter to you) and then a zed will sneak out of his hiding spot on the boat and eat your BRAINS. 4. In the history of zombie survival movies, has ANYBODY ever survived without guns? I guess you can try and use a good samurai sword on the zeds. It's what Toshiro Mifune would do. Of course, few of us are Toshiro Mifune (that guy could kick serious ass). 5. Of course, while you're busy preparing for Z-Day, Godzilla will return, and everybody will be soooo surprised... |
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Quoted: OK, first time post here. I lurk from time to time, but hell, here goes. I've been up for too many hours. If I have any more caffiene I'm pretty sure I will wake the undead. Since I have no access to arms, I have to improvise. The best I have is a Ford Superduty, bobtailed with a huge cattle catcher up front. If I run one of those half breathing SOBs over, will it re-die? Do I need more than the 10K this thing already weighs? I can put an extra 15K behind it if need be. What about electricity? I can drag a generator that way too big for anyones good and electrocute the bastards... Thanks in advance guys. Only if you run over the head........... |
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Some random thoughts about your predicament: 1. Japan is a monster magnet. How many times has Godzilla attacked, and each time it's a surprise? If I had to pick one country for Z-Day to start, it would be there (either that, or some place in Pennsylvania or Maine). Good point. My only hope is that I'm several hundred miles south of Tokyo... 2. You want to try to ELECTROCUTE the zombies? That could be good or bad. I could see the massive current turning them into supercharged, extra-large people-eaters –– probably each one would be as big as Godzilla. Tell me, do you want to be responsible for that? Well, if we all are screwed, I guess that could be my claim to fame! Either that or I'd give the military a Z that's worthy of artillery or guided munitions attack 3. Boats. Yeah, we all know how that one will turn out. You'll make it to a boat after living through hell-on-earth. You'll be out there, peacefully chugging away, heading toward the zed-free zone (yeah, there won't be any, but it won't matter to you) and then a zed will sneak out of his hiding spot on the boat and eat your BRAINS. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
4. In the history of zombie survival movies, has ANYBODY ever survived without guns? I guess you can try and use a good samurai sword on the zeds. It's what Toshiro Mifune would do. Of course, few of us are Toshiro Mifune (that guy could kick serious ass). I'll try that, or just grab a surplus SP weapon I find after they turn into a zed. There won't be much noticable difference with them anyways....
5. Of course, while you're busy preparing for Z-Day, Godzilla will return, and everybody will be soooo surprised... |
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Two words Dustin... and by telling you it means you are part of my zombie plan now...
THE KERAMAS! I have made friends with some cops for one reason... Z-day armament.. After they hook it up with guns I'm aquiring a boat from the Marina and high-tailing my ass to the Keramas... almost no populace out there = a place to lay low while our island goes to hell in a hand basket, cause I sure as hell not relying on a chain link fence! |
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Get a good sword. this is going to be hard to believe.. but they are illegal here unless you have a need for martial arts.  perhaps a shaft of bamboo? Also a baseball bat works fine. Quiet too. I got a baseball bat, plus plenty of golf clubs (wife plays) but unlike others I really think a GC will be worthless after the first hit..... like stated, I think trying to get hooked up the Armory heading out is going to be the plan. lol oh, and soon my zombie tools Gurkha will be here. |
| I have lived in Japan many years. Even carried my sword to practice on the bus. I would suggest getting an air rifle from China and getting a parts upgrade kit for it to improve cylinder and air pressures. Refill it with a scuba tank and cast your own lead. I believe that would be legal and almost suppressed in a good way. Incidentally, there is no law against having a kitchen knife or a land clearing tool. Machete? Meat cleaver? Ever see a commercial butchering knife like they use in a sushi place? The blade can be 14 or more inches long not including the handle (like for tuna). You certainly have some unique challenges there for sure. They do have shooting clubs where a gun can be shot so you should try to join one if you can afford it. At least you would have access when the time came. |
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Crash we have already had this conversatin. Hole up durring the initial outbreak in your nice reinforced concrete building then get in contact with me lol. Dustin just keep in mind that the virus is in the blood so if you are going to get up close and personal you need to be protecting yourself from splatter. Additionaly like all undead you need to destroy the brain or remove the head or it's still a threat
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Crash we have already had this conversatin. Hole up durring the initial outbreak in your nice reinforced concrete building then get in contact with me lol. Dustin just keep in mind that the virus is in the blood so if you are going to get up close and personal you need to be protecting yourself from splatter. Additionaly like all undead you need to destroy the brain or remove the head or it's still a threat food in water are the problem... I dont think I could last a serious typhoon, I need to work on that. the good news is we can definitely jam up the stair well, plus the balcony has escape ladders! |
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I've more than enough food and water on hand to handle a severe typhoon, Have a sufficient generator to be comfortable, and maintain fuel on hand. That, and I live in the ghetto section of housing. A zed outbreak is like any normal Friday night for me! Marek Park? ETA: oh wait, they turned our old hood into suburbia, you must be by Gate 3
oh, and we need to start a list of Soft Targets, a rally point... and a place to find weapons, I doubt the SP corpses will stay at the gates that the fall at. Incidentally we were next to a Marine 5 Ton truck (HEMMIT I think.. right?).. That bastard will be my new Z-day ride.. self inflating tires, great ground clearance, the cab is high up, it can crush our little aluminum can cars, and capable of mounting a 240 or M2! |
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I've more than enough food and water on hand to handle a severe typhoon, Have a sufficient generator to be comfortable, and maintain fuel on hand. That, and I live in the ghetto section of housing. A zed outbreak is like any normal Friday night for me! Marek Park? ETA: oh wait, they turned our old hood into suburbia, you must be by Gate 3
oh, and we need to start a list of Soft Targets, a rally point... and a place to find weapons, I doubt the SP corpses will stay at the gates that the fall at. Incidentally we were next to a Marine 5 Ton truck (HEMMIT I think.. right?).. That bastard will be my new Z-day ride.. self inflating tires, great ground clearance, the cab is high up, it can crush our little aluminum can cars, and capable of mounting a 240 or M2! Sounds like you need a gunner 
ETA: sadly i miss old marek park  . you would have been fucked on the ground level though crash. the 2nd floor only has one entrance assuming zombies cant climb water downspouts
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