Posted: 5/28/2007 10:43:03 AM EDT
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Since this weekend is the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, I was planning to watch all six movies in order. I own every one but The Phantom Menace, which my dad owns. I have searched this house high and low and I can't find the fricking DVD anywhere. It's yet another in a long series of DVD's that my idiot siblings and cousin have managed to lose, even though they don't watch the stupid movies and have no reason to even go near where they're kept. So now I can't watch my fucking marathon I've been anticipating since forever, and before anybody suggests buying my own copy, I don't have money. Literally, I've got about enough to buy a soda at the one gas station in town that charges less than 85 cents for a fucking can of soda. 85 cents for a single can of soda. Anybody remember how Falling Down started? Apparently the convenience store clerks don't. Fuck. |
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Well, apparently I'm not gonna get to watch TPM, ao the marathon starts with Attack of the Clones, followed by Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Should I watch the original trilogy the way God intended it, or should I see the special editions? I've only seen the special edition for ANH, and that was before they made the cgi less utterly craptastic. |
THE ORIGINAL What kind of question is that 
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I ALWAYS watch the original, but since I'm seeing the prequels too, I might as well see it "the way Lucas wants me to see it". 
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That's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. |
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I'd skip Return of the Jedi. Seriously, the rebellion is stopped cold by a group of fluffy muppets? What are they gonna do against a real enemy? I mean, how the hell can you square off with the Empire, who arguable have superior numbers and weaponry, when you can't even handle a tribe of cranky teddy bears? Probably would've gotten their asses handed to them by this guy:  |
OMFG!!!!!  
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The sad thing is, the stormtroopers were winning until Chewbacca hijacked an AT-ST. 40 guys, split up in two's and three's, and they were still kicking ass until their light armor support got taken out or turned against them. If the dumbass in charge of the main group had sent reinforcements to the back door... |