Posted: 9/29/2010 10:17:37 AM EDT
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I have to quote Foxnews_FTW here because he told me this before I saw it and man did he nail it on the head
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When I saw the trailer I rolled my eyes... any time I see trailers filled with guys who do "Sick 1337 knivez skillz" and i see a writer who OBVIOUSLY has never so much as held a gun before, I just kinda shake my head. The bourne movie-style crap is also getting real fuckin old to me. STOP WITH THE CUT SCENES. STOP. I KNOW IT'S "FAST", BUT I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, NOT SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A SEIZURE. Either way, I wasn't really going to see it, not after Rodriguez killed predators for me. He took the movie starring Arnold, Carl weathers, Jesse ventura, sonny landham, etc and we got... topher grace, that small ass guy from justified, and adrian brody covered in mud saying "kill me i'm here!" 
The predator was a damn near unstoppable villain that killed off the "Toughest" guys in hollywood like they were nothing, the almighty ahhnold got lucky and killed him. Know what we got this time? -A predator killed by a prison shank swung by a guy whose built like my sister
-Dog/boar things that can't be cut to pieces by a damn minigun, but again fall victim to the almighty prison shank
-A guy walking around a jungle filled with poisonous crap, in bare feet
-A dude who doesn't even have enough fingers to jerk off, killing a predator in a sword fight. -Lawrence Fishbourne being nonsensical. "I'VE BEEN HERE 10 SEASONS" Judging by how quick the predators almost killed them off.. Had The Pianist not read the script beforehand and known what the predators were doing, they would have killed them off in what, another 2 days? How long is a season, a week? 4 days? Dude's been there a month* and now he's bonkers?! 
I knew Rodriguez would fuck this movie up but Adrian Brody is an amazing actor so I gave it a chance and wow it was garbage. Of course he threw that racist piece of shit Danny Trejos in he has to, racist producer needs some racist actors. And what was up with the girl from the IDF having a spanish accent and being named Isabella????? So all these humans are some of earth's deadliest predators, they have U.S. special forces, Russian airborn, IDF sniper, and then........ Mexican Cartel? WTF mexican cartel really? what training does a mexican cartel have why is he even a predator, my grandmother can kill 3 mexican cartel with the .38 she keeps in her purse.... Rodriguez has too much of a one track mind to not have one of the predators be from mexico. So fucking stupid, at least he had the common sense to let him be killed first considering he was pathetic. They could tell Rodriguez to cast a movie called "Knights of the round table" and somehow one of them would be mexican. |