Posted: 11/20/2007 9:49:34 PM EDT
I decided to post this in here instead of GD because I know it would get off track there so  ......Tonight my uncle calls me, wants to know how things are going and when we are going to lunch etc. He then tells me he just got done using some colon cleanser called Colonix. I was like WTF is that? He explains it to me and says how he feels ten times better after using it and gives me some websites to check out. I was extremely skeptical until I saw all the positive reviews on it so I figured I would get some to help my body out. Anyone here have any experience with it? |
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Ever been 'cleaned out' prior to surgery? That doesn't feel good. Enimas don't exist in nature except in the form of diarrhea, the whole point of which is for your body to expel what it percieves to be poison, from your digestive tract. Just go to a Mexican dive cantina. |
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Magnesium Citrate...you know, the stuff in the green glass bottle on the bottom shelf at Wal-Mart. Walgreen's has their own brand and the grape actually tastes ok. Drink a bottle of that stuff 50/50 with water and you will pass gum you swallowed in the third grade. Careful though...you need to be near a toilet for the next 4-8 hours and whatever you do, DO NOT TRUST A FART! Blake |
| A lot of those "colon cleansers" contain a type of powdered clay. You mix it in water and then you poop out huge amounts of grey turds that you'd think were in your colon for years, but its really just the clay your pooping out. If you really feel the need to clean yourself out, I recommend Fleets phosphosoda. It's cheap, it works. I am a nurse and we use it as bowel prep for colonoscopys and I have seen how clean the colons are afterward so I can attest that it really does work. Most healthy ppl do not have any impacted stool in their colons. Sometimes elderly dehydrated bedridden ppl have impacted stool in there colons, but generally active healthy ppl do not have it. |
yeah they are currently being sued for kidney failure  |
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Go to walgreens and buy three bottles of magnesium citrate. Buy a bunch of liquids that are "clear" like gatoade, chicken broth, apple juice. Take three days off of work. Each morning drink 1 bottle of magnesium. During the three days all you can consume is the clear liquids. It will clean you out like you never thought possible. You will be peeing out of your ass. I dont mean to say that like a joke. I had to do this before esophagus surgery and lost about 10 pounds in three days. |
This man speaks the truth. |
Take three days off to go on a shitting spree? Maybe I misunderstood the original question, but barring a pending surgery, why would anyone need or want to do this? |
Some people have alot of goop stuck in their tunnels. The OP wanted to clean out his bowels and I would never recommend somebody drink a bottle of magnesium if they had plans in the next 24 hours.  |
So the colon is like the setting for a Hardy Boys mystery with all kinds of hidden caves and secret treasures? |
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The "cleansing" effects of a shitfest have been thoroughly debunked from a medical standpoint. Unless you have a serious medical issue like an impacted colon, your colon is self cleaning. Still, if camping the shitter gives you some psychosomatic feeling of wellness, do what you gotta. |