ShaneS





ShaneS
Age: 37 Height: 5’ 9” Weight: 250 pounds (naked) Approx BF%: 38% (Ouch!)
What is your goal for this contest? To lose 50 pounds, or reduce my BF% by half. My major goal is to lose my gut (which my friends have nick-named ‘Fred’). I should also like to attract hordes of loose women, but my wife would probably object to that…
I want to be able to do 10 pushups and 10 pull-ups. I have never, in my entire life, been able to do a single pull-up.
I want to quit smoking. I smoke like a stack, but it’s my last vice. Kicked drugs, alcohol, fast cars, loud music, ugly women, and lots of other vices. Cigarettes are my last True Friend. If you’ve never smoked, you won’t have any idea what that means…
1. how and when did you get started lifting/ getting healthy?
Well, ages go, I *was* healthy, but then I got married, which is hell on a man. I was a long distance hiker and backpacker. I want to get out and do that more. I was also a full-contact martial artist, but lately I feel like an old man and not an effective fighter. So, to answer the question, I’ll *start* on January 7 when the contest begins.
2. what motivates you to hit the gym everyday?
Gym? What’s a gym? I intend to workout at home. I have bricks and lead ingots in the garage. I have a fancy treadmill with less than 7 miles on it. That should be good for something. Inversion table, cinder blocks, chin-up bar...
3. what time of day do you workout?
After work, before dinner, or late at night. That’s the only time I have. I suppose I could get up early in the morning, but I’m not a morning person.
4. what is your preferred split?
Banana with extra whipped-cream and maraschino cherries. If that’s not the right answer, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.
5. what is your favorite bodypart to work, and what exercise?
I like to do ass-spreads on the sofa in front of the TV.
Exercise? OH… Um… I have always been into holistic exercise rather than working specific body parts. Martial forms, Yoga, and some isometrics. For strength training, weapons kata with real weapons, Iron Rod forms (which I will be doing a lot of), and jumping rope.
6. what is your least favorite bodypart to work, and what exercise?
I dread repetitive weight lifting. I get bored quickly…
7. what is(are) your favorite legal supplement(s), why?
Besides Pop-Tarts? I like Zipp-Fizz and Flintstones vitamins. Seriously. I intend to do the Zipp-Fizz every day. It gives me a light lift and I don’t crash out in the afternoon.
8. what one thing would you most like to have learned early on in your lifting career?
That you don’t just wake up fat one day. It sneaks up on you slowly.
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