Posted: 1/19/2010 12:29:17 PM EDT
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ARRL Staff Vacancy
ARRL is soliciting applications to fill the HQ position of Emergency Preparedness and Response Manager. The person in this position will develop and maintain ARRL's Emergency Communications and Emergency Preparedness functions, both internally and externally. Candidate review by the hiring committee will begin in mid-January. Please see ARRL Web site for application information and job requirements. |
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Awesome, but to attract someone of AR's ilk they will need to put together the proper package. Below are some of my ideas:
- Don't be insulting with anything less than a 6 figured salary - Named parking space - Stock options, the lower the strike price the better - Deferred compensation plan to provide the best tax advantage possible - Lunch delivered daily - 4 day work week - A vote on the board - Keys to the executive washroom |
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+1 Quoted: Awesome, but to attract someone of AR's ilk they will need to put together the proper package. Below are some of my ideas: - Don't be insulting with anything less than a 6 figured salary - Named parking space - Stock options, the lower the strike price the better - Deferred compensation plan to provide the best tax advantage possible - Lunch delivered daily - 4 day work week - A vote on the board - Keys to the executive washroom |
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Awesome, but to attract someone of AR's ilk they will need to put together the proper package. Below are some of my ideas: - Don't be insulting with anything less than a 6 figured salary, PAID IN ADVANCE, with a two-year salary starting bonus on day one - Named parking space - Stock options, the lower the strike price the better meaning stock to be offered at the price it was on the day the company launched IF that is lower than current value - Deferred compensation plan to provide the best tax advantage possible - Lunch delivered daily VIP Diners Pass for HOOTERS - 4 day work week - A Casting vote on the board - Keys to the executive female washshowerroom FIXED & choice of interns & full interview priveleges for any new staff...and an expenses account for new cigars in case of dampness related spoliage to the tobacco leaf & office to have an inbuilt .50-cal proof range facility, complete with reloading facilities & components, as well as an AR workstation & full rack of tools/parts & must also be open to UK citizens...and said UK citizen's Parson Jack Russel; who must have his own air conditioned exercise machine & personal ball-throwing intern = as well as 2 or 3 rabbits/rats a day released at random into the typing pool/admin area Product improved to attract more applicants 
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
First, I would like to thank you for the nomination to this position. It is of course a great honor to be put forth by your peers to lead the next generation of XXXL Orange Vesters. If appointed to this position, I will not let you down; I will mandate that all hams should have an EMCOMM box that also carries donuts, and of course be equipped with a converted Motorola VHF wacker HT complete with belt clip. Should I be chosen to be the Emergency Preparedness and Response Manager I will of course inter-work closely with my professional peers at important government agencies, such as the CIA, NSA, NRO, and NCIS, and also lesser agencies such as the FBI, DHS, FEMA, and BATF. Only by close cooperation with these agencies can we clear 75m of ragchewing completely, and free it up for tactical and strategic EMCOMM purposes. I look for your support on this important issue, and also the size, color, and shape of the soon-to-be-designed ARRL EMCOMM "ALL ACCESS" badge. Finally, if appointed I plan to begin a new EMCOMM training operation, including a 16 week disaster communications immersion school patterned somewhat after the Navy's moderately challenging BUD/S. As always, even with the annual 6 figure salary and the stock option windfall, I will remain modest in my success and will always remember the little people at ARFCOM who I stood upon to reach the pinnacle of ham-dom –– namely employment at the Amateur Radio Teamsters, aka the ARRL. Those of us who are unionized and therefore exempt from the Cadillac healthcare tax are profusely grateful for the continued contributions from the rest of you and your own little people. Keep up the good work, and God speed to your NTS messages as they meander through your straight keys. Sincerely and always yours, AR-Jedi |
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Quoted: LOLLadies and Gentlemen, First, I would like to thank you for the nomination to this position. It is of course a great honor to be put forth by your peers to lead the next generation of XXXL Orange Vesters. If appointed to this position, I will not let you down; I will mandate that all hams should have an EMCOMM box that also carries donuts, and of course be equipped with a converted Motorola VHF wacker HT complete with belt clip. Should I be chosen to be the Emergency Preparedness and Response Manager I will of course inter-work closely with my professional peers at important government agencies, such as the CIA, NSA, NRO, and NCIS, and also lesser agencies such as the FBI, DHS, FEMA, and BATF. Only by close cooperation with these agencies can we clear 75m of ragchewing completely, and free it up for tactical and strategic EMCOMM purposes. I look for your support on this important issue, and also the size, color, and shape of the soon-to-be-designed ARRL EMCOMM "ALL ACCESS" badge. Finally, if appointed I plan to begin a new EMCOMM training operation, including a 16 week disaster communications immersion school patterned somewhat after the Navy's moderately challenging BUD/S. As always, even with the annual 6 figure salary and the stock option windfall, I will remain modest in my success and will always remember the little people at ARFCOM who I stood upon to reach the pinnacle of ham-dom –– namely employment at the Amateur Radio Teamsters, aka the ARRL. Those of us who are unionized and therefore exempt from the Cadillac healthcare tax are profusely grateful for the continued contributions from the rest of you and your own little people. Keep up the good work, and God speed to your NTS messages as they meander through your straight keys. Sincerely and always yours, AR-Jedi You forgot to add SOL to the list. |