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AR15.COM
11/17/2013 6:05:14 AM EDT
I threw this up in GD for the giggles.

Thought some of you folks might get a laugh also.

The problem is that for anybody actually wanting to try this (and do it the right way for the full cycle) is that the Yuppies are going to ruin it for everyone again.

Urban Chickens

Idiots....we are surrounded by them

For the TL:DR crowd...

Urban Yuppies get chickens for eggs and 'cause they are cool.
Chickens get old and quit laying.
Yuppies are "unwilling" to keep the chickens that don't produce, but can't kill the either since that would be "evil".
Yuppies let the chickens go free in parks and such.
Animal Control has to round them up, but "doesn't know what to to with them".
11/17/2013 6:09:10 AM EDT
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get a pot



 
11/17/2013 6:35:43 AM EDT
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11/17/2013 6:39:45 AM EDT
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Plenty of hungry homeless right? If you can catch them you can eat them.
11/17/2013 9:43:48 AM EDT
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Where do they think the chicken from Campbell's noodle soup comes from?

It's not free range all white meat hormone free unicorn fart free chicken.
11/17/2013 10:48:41 AM EDT
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Chicken is edible, healthy, and delicious. Do people not know that?
11/17/2013 11:08:32 AM EDT
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FPNI
11/17/2013 4:36:59 PM EDT
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LOL





There is no such thing as an useless chicken , lets see in about any stage of its life you can fry , boil, bake , grill  or about any other way you can think to apply heat to meat . Untill you do it does a good job on ticks .

 
11/17/2013 8:03:03 PM EDT
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So, from the yuppies standpoint, it is not evil to eat the embryonic offspring of said chicken but it is evil to eat the bird itself!? ,?.?

Doc
11/17/2013 8:05:33 PM EDT
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If eggs had a face they'd be put of by that too.

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11/17/2013 10:25:30 PM EDT
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Not defending yuppies but meat birds from the store are less than 8 weeks old when butchered.

4 year old Leghorn hens are pretty fucking stringy.....
11/17/2013 10:34:23 PM EDT
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I'm thinking of setting up a youtube channel..."chicken chasin' hobo's". I've got 10 old hens...I'll go down to Midtown and let them loose then go hide with a couple camcorders :D
11/17/2013 10:35:28 PM EDT
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I've had girlfriends like that...
11/18/2013 12:48:55 PM EDT
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The older birds are not as nice for some things but they can go in a pressure cooker or slow cooker and turn into some tasty stuff.



Overall I just love how some people have no clue on what happens as time marches on.  What did they think would happen?