Posted: 12/6/2010 11:53:25 AM EDT
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the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse  did i say i hate my job but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer  |
| Bloody hell, if I had known we had a vauxhall chappie on here I would have asked about the wifes Zafira after she trashed the front suspension and radiator last month. O, and that lift? I like to press the buttons for all the floors just as i am getting out..... |
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Quoted: Bloody hell, if I had known we had a vauxhall chappie on here I would have asked about the wifes Zafira after she trashed the front suspension and radiator last month. O, and that lift? I like to press the buttons for all the floors just as i am getting out..... not Vauxhall , i have the pleasure of working on everything  and the lift thing is just cruel , funny but cruel |
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This morning it was foggy. And tonight.
I am laughing at the eejits driving around with one or both front fog lamps with blown bulbs. The same half wits probably were the ones driving around the rest of the year with side lights and fog lamps on because its trendy. 
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I witnessed this morning a next door neighbour (I like to call him bubbles as he looks like Bubbles from TPB (see pic) of my Girlfriend scrape a 6" view port in his front window and not touch any of his other windows before he set off for work..... myself I decided and cleared all of the windows of my AUDI before turning on the lights and fog lights.... and driving to work... I then witness "Bubbles" and another gent have discussions regarding the crash damage to his vehicle when bubbles ran in the back of him.... some people are fucking "Speshul"  |
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Why is it...even in the densest fog, that bmw and audi drivers, and women, will only drive with side lights on....are they "fog ninja,s " or something ? Probably the same women who haven't realised the purpose of heated rear windows and rear washer/wipers Of course if you never use the rear view mirror why bother to clear the rear screen (rant off)
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Why is it...even in the densest fog, that bmw and audi drivers, and women, will only drive with side lights on....are they "fog ninja,s " or something ? Coz we own the road and can do whatever the f**k we want You also own the crash barrier from what I've seen. 
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Why is it...even in the densest fog, that bmw and audi drivers, and women, will only drive with side lights on....are they "fog ninja,s " or something ? Coz we own the road and can do whatever the f**k we want You also own the crash barrier from what I've seen.
I think you'll find the crash barrier owned him................. 
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Why is it...even in the densest fog, that bmw and audi drivers, and women, will only drive with side lights on....are they "fog ninja,s " or something ? Coz we own the road and can do whatever the f**k we want You also own the crash barrier from what I've seen.
I think you'll find the crash barrier owned him................. OK, I lol'd  I shouldn't but I did.
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Quoted: I witnessed this morning a next door neighbour (I like to call him bubbles as he looks like Bubbles from TPB (see pic) of my Girlfriend scrape a 6" view port in his front window and not touch any of his other windows before he set off for work..... myself I decided and cleared all of the windows of my AUDI before turning on the lights and fog lights.... and driving to work... I then witness "Bubbles" and another gent have discussions regarding the crash damage to his vehicle when bubbles ran in the back of him.... some people are fucking "Speshul" http://codedink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bubbles256.jpg he looks like one of the members of my old shooting club in fact he looks like most of them, speshul indeed |
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the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job
but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you
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Quoted: thanks mate , i feel better now Quoted: the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you  are you still away from home |
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Quoted: He's on a beach in Cyprus.Quoted: thanks mate , i feel better now Quoted: the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you are you still away from home Tis a hard life |
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the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job
but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you
are you still away from home Tis a hard life
well it's like a beach  just missing the sea and beer and bikinis
weather here has turned, so even though its bright and sunny its getting cold, medics say they have already had 2 cases of frostbite and its only gonna get colder til the end of jan |
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thanks mate , i feel better now Quoted:
the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job
but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you
are you still away from home Tis a hard life
well it's like a beach just missing the sea and beer and bikinis
weather here has turned, so even though its bright and sunny its getting cold, medics say they have already had 2 cases of frostbite and its only gonna get colder til the end of jan Got me a beard yet?
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Quoted: frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op Quoted: Quoted: He's on a beach in Cyprus.Quoted: thanks mate , i feel better now Quoted: the washers on your car do not work because they are fucking frozen , so fucking stop pressing the fuckin button . if i wanted to stand under a waterfall of ice cold water all day i would live in Scotland, every fuckin day for the last two weeks all i have had is fuckin cocks who have burnt out the washer pump coz they think if they keep a finger in the button all the way to work it will start to work , it will not, its -5 you twat ,what did you think was going to happen to that bottle of smelly putrefied water sat just behind your bumper , is it not enough that you bring your car in with a fuckin foot of snow on the roof and as soon as i put it up on the ramp the heaters melt it all i i get a cold shower nooo you make me remove the fuckin washer pump and get a face full of that stagnant shit , so now i am standing in a pool of water with water running down my fuckin arms and i have fixed your car , Great just fuckin Great , do you know what my next job is ? yer that's right another frozen pump , i hate my job . o and if you drive an Astra , now your boot will not open coz some tit at vauxhall put the washer pump and the boot lock on the same fuse did i say i hate my job but on a brighter note , only 9 more working days till Christmas ( for me ) i need more beer If thats the worst you have to rant about John i would gladly swap with you are you still away from home Tis a hard life well it's like a beach just missing the sea and beer and bikinis weather here has turned, so even though its bright and sunny its getting cold, medics say they have already had 2 cases of frostbite and its only gonna get colder til the end of jan  |
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frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op
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Quoted: Quoted: frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op Yeah, I was reading that thread last night [/quote]you would think they would bring all the dead folk down |
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frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op
Yeah, I was reading that thread last night you would think they would bring all the dead folk down [/quote] Then you'd have more dead folk |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op Yeah, I was reading that thread last night you would think they would bring all the dead folk down Then you'd have more dead folk[/quote] i see your point , but all them air tanks must be worth a few quid ,mmmm, i wonder  |
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frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op
Yeah, I was reading that thread last night you would think they would bring all the dead folk down Then you'd have more dead folk i see your point , but all them air tanks must be worth a few quid ,mmmm, i wonder
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: frostbite , that reminds me , this thread has some bad frostbite pics , click the link in the op Yeah, I was reading that thread last night you would think they would bring all the dead folk down Then you'd have more dead folk i see your point , but all them air tanks must be worth a few quid ,mmmm, i wonder Well you know where they are.....[/quote] i can't go , i got man flu  |