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Posted: 8/10/2005 11:27:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 12:23:11 PM EDT
Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice.

Thank you very much.

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 12:29:53 PM EDT
Boating and Guns don't mix.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 12:36:15 PM EDT
Hide the family dog if the police show up.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 12:47:18 PM EDT
If you don't like how your Dealer does business, get your own FFL.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 1:35:09 PM EDT
if the first one missed there are 29 more left
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 2:47:54 PM EDT
If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 3:53:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:06:15 PM EDT
Chili doesn't have beans.

Slow down cresting hills in the country. There could be a cow on the other side!


Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:41:58 PM EDT
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:43:02 PM EDT
There is room on this planet for all of God's critters........right next to the mashed potatoes and green beans.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:44:39 PM EDT
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 4:45:40 PM EDT
Don't squat with your spurs on.

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 5:29:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Trigg:
If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway.

if a third shot is required, get a bigger gun and have someone hold your beer


Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:57:54 PM EDT
Don't take anything shorter than a pickup truck to Crowell!

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:08:41 PM EDT

He's as confused as a cow on astroturf.

It's so foggy the birds are walkin'.

It's so windy we're using a log chain instead of a wind sock.

Here's a site with ton's of Texas sayings..

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:58:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 7:59:37 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:29:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 10:59:31 PM EDT
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight"
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 11:30:35 PM EDT
Ya'll can go to HELL- I'm going to TEXAS.
-Sam Houston.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:51:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Don't take anything shorter smaller than a 4x4 pickup truck to Crowell!

Fixed it for ya'.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:37:23 AM EDT
"We hope you enjoyed your visit to Texas...now go home."
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 6:01:11 AM EDT
So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:28:32 PM EDT
Never ask a man where he's from. If he's from Texas, he will tell you soon enough. If he's not, no need to embarass him... fullclip
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 8:07:01 PM EDT
Paul Revere? Ain't he the Yankee who had to go for help? -- Old Texas Joke.
(shamelessly swiped and copied from someone else's Sigline)
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:52:30 AM EDT

Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:32:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:59:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 9:00:10 AM EDT by mojo]
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:10:20 PM EDT
It's hotter than a dancing chicken with his ass on fire!

The only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf is Oklahoma SUCKS!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:06:36 PM EDT
If shooting a threat, If still a threat...SHOT IT SOME MORE
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 6:18:31 PM EDT
1. mount bayonet to rifle
2. stick in the ground
3. place beer can/bottle on butt-stock
4. take the necessary piss
5. reverse process and continue shooting
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 10:36:44 PM EDT
Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

Shut the hell up....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:05:39 PM EDT
It is a coke. Period.

Pop is your daddy, or what a .22 sounds like.
Soda is for Scotch, or make a paste with water and put on the sting.

immigrants - anyone from north or east of the Red, south and west of the Rio Grande.

By God, TEXAS!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:33:50 AM EDT
Ya'll take it easy. And, if you can get it easy take it twice!!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:53:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gopher:
There is room on this planet for all of God's critters........right next to the mashed potatoes and green beans.

"Real Texans don't eat green beans"

We eat purple hull peas!

All God's creatures have thier place, right next to the fried okra
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:37:27 PM EDT
If it needs shootin', empty the magazine, reload and assess....
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