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1/15/2024 8:09:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: southerncross][Edited] [#1]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:
I’m in 💯% for hosting Cola

It looks like I won’t get my wish of combining Cheesecake and Cola though. I was informed this ain’t a spectator sport.

For those that don’t know what Cheesecake is, it was supposed to be a few Texas HTF guys coming out to my place for BBQ and some plinking, it turned into a 3 day bender with machine guns & BBQ

We had 3 shoots before I got shut down by other family members, we still have togethers every 6 months.

There have always been Cola dudes at my schindigs and although my crippled ass can’t compete I can host.

I had a few Cola dudes out Friday night and one is involved in running an event up north so I got a bunch of questions answered.

I always thought it would be cool to combine our group of misfits with Cola Warrior, and I’d like to erase the stain put on Texas by one chickenshit Motherfucker.

When it warms up a tad I’d like to have some Texas Cola guys come scout & come up with obstacles.

Do I need to get the Ayatollah to sign off ? Is there an application? Help me out here.

I won’t be meddling in anything, just hosting & cooking. I have a Cola dude that I trust with my life, I’d probably want him to either run it or be involved in setting it up.

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You're gonna want to talk to @Rustedace aka The Ayatollah Of Cola and @Johnstoner aka Sultan Of Swag about hosting.
1/16/2024 10:34:52 AM EDT
[#2]
You're two hours from me, 100% in and I'll bring Bajagringo's crotch goblin with me

And bacon.

And machineguns.
1/16/2024 10:44:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: mustangduckk][Edited] [#3]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:
I’m in 💯% for hosting Cola

It looks like I won’t get my wish of combining Cheesecake and Cola though. I was informed this ain’t a spectator sport.

For those that don’t know what Cheesecake is, it was supposed to be a few Texas HTF guys coming out to my place for BBQ and some plinking, it turned into a 3 day bender with machine guns & BBQ

We had 3 shoots before I got shut down by other family members, we still have togethers every 6 months.

There have always been Cola dudes at my schindigs and although my crippled ass can’t compete I can host.

I had a few Cola dudes out Friday night and one is involved in running an event up north so I got a bunch of questions answered.

I always thought it would be cool to combine our group of misfits with Cola Warrior, and I’d like to erase the stain put on Texas by one chickenshit Motherfucker.

When it warms up a tad I’d like to have some Texas Cola guys come scout & come up with obstacles.

Do I need to get the Ayatollah to sign off ? Is there an application? Help me out here.

I won’t be meddling in anything, just hosting & cooking. I have a Cola dude that I trust with my life, I’d probably want him to either run it or be involved in setting it up.

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Where is your land? We have a strong DFW Cola crew of regulars.

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.
1/16/2024 10:50:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Comrade_Cousin_Eddie][Edited] [#4]
In for whenever it's not 20 degrees here
1/16/2024 10:51:35 AM EDT
[#5]
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Originally Posted By skidmarkasaurus:
You're two hours from me, 100% in and I'll bring Bajagringo's crotch goblin with me

And bacon.

And machineguns.
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You'll probably end up bringing a Polish Sasquatch as well
1/16/2024 11:02:00 AM EDT
[#6]
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Originally Posted By Comrade_Cousin_Eddie:


You'll probably end up bringing a Polish Sasquatch as well
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Short bus full of strong retards the weekend before to setup. Or a convoy of subarus.
1/16/2024 11:04:58 AM EDT
[#7]
Tagged/In/willing to staff
Gun control is like trying to eliminate drunk driving by making it illegal for sober people to own cars
1/16/2024 11:19:39 AM EDT
[#8]
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


You're gonna want to talk to @Rustedace aka The Ayatollah Of Cola and @Johnstoner aka Sultan Of Swag about hosting.
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Thank you sir 🙏
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 11:22:27 AM EDT
[#9]
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk:



Where is your land? We have a strong DFW Cola crew of regulars.

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It’s a geographical oddity

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I’m off 77 between Cameron and Rockdale
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 11:23:35 AM EDT
[#10]

Also willing to staff. I can help setup and run night runs. I’m about 4 hours away.
When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.
1/16/2024 11:35:37 AM EDT
[#11]
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Originally Posted By skidmarkasaurus:
You're two hours from me, 100% in and I'll bring Bajagringo's crotch goblin with me

And bacon.

And machineguns.
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I know Baja, was unaware of any chillerns
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 11:37:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: skidmarkasaurus][Edited] [#12]
I should have stated I am also willing to staff/setup/whatever is needed. I also have a decent amount of steel targets I can bring, not quite enough for a full course by myself but I know where to put my hands on more.

Edit---> Actually I think I do have enough for a full course of fire, including some fun ones that are currently en route
1/16/2024 11:41:37 AM EDT
[#13]
I dont mind helping host either, however that's a bit far for me to assist with setup.

If we need someone to cook for the event, I can handle that as well, so long as there is equipment on site for me to use.

And running water is nice if that is possible. if not, storage totes is is.
1/16/2024 11:50:33 AM EDT
[#14]
Man I need to do an updated video of the Party Barn, many changes, but here’s a little tour of the cooking aperati.

We can do Hot Dogs to Whole Hogs

Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 12:54:29 PM EDT
[#15]
Totally in..... been told I'm close enough to be voluntary slave labor
1/16/2024 1:00:08 PM EDT
[#16]
It's sounds like a plan is forming. Good luck guys. It would be great to see a Texas event back in the mix.
1/16/2024 3:34:40 PM EDT
[#17]
I PM’ed Rusted Ace and JohnStoner

Now we wait 🙏
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 3:50:11 PM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

I PM’ed Rusted Ace and JohnStoner

Now we wait 🙏
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Woo hoo. I’m in.
Running at 33-1/3 in an i-pod world
Proud to be a member of the class of 2013
1/16/2024 3:56:58 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By bajagringo:



Woo hoo. I’m in.
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Be good to see you again sir.

And we love them tortillas
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 3:59:28 PM EDT
[#20]
Or should I say I love them tortillas so much I’m willing to host a Cola War to get em
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/16/2024 6:49:00 PM EDT
[#21]
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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1/16/2024 6:59:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: mustangduckk][Edited] [#22]
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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No.

100% in.  

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.
1/16/2024 9:29:52 PM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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Shaddup.


Man wants to host, every bro that I know of within 6 hours drive has said they're in to make it happen.

Who really gives a shit if there are prizes or swag? We just wanna meet up, have a course and camaraderie.


Let it percolate and happen.
1/16/2024 11:09:21 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm definitely in on this
"When you buy a jar of peanut butter do you look at the born on date? No. You buy it, stick your dick in it and go to town" aBADidea

Adapt, improvise and overcome....or fucking die trying.
1/16/2024 11:48:53 PM EDT
[#25]
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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Why you harsh by buzz bro?

How about we tap the breaks to maintain control and let the momentum take us to the goal.
Running at 33-1/3 in an i-pod world
Proud to be a member of the class of 2013
1/17/2024 4:04:35 PM EDT
[#26]


Let's dance, Texas.
If I had to be stranded in an island for a long time with a male arfcommer it'd be eesmith. I'm not gay, but I do get lonely. - Kalahnikid

tnsparky
Medikeighted
EdwardAvila
Rest In Peace, Brothers.
1/18/2024 7:02:51 AM EDT
[#27]
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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I already bought three bottles of malort.
Tortilla Girl’s #1 simp
1/18/2024 8:03:11 PM EDT
[#28]
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.
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Cola Warrior was never meant to be complicated. It's supposed to be the "I'm just gonna send it" of shooting competitions. Obstacles, peeps/ak, run, shoot, chug. Everything else is just window dressing.
1/18/2024 8:31:22 PM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


I already bought three bottles of malort.
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:
Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob:
I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes.


I already bought three bottles of malort.
I just drank three bottles of malort.
1/18/2024 9:00:45 PM EDT
[#30]
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


I already bought three bottles of malort top shelf tequila.
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1/18/2024 9:22:03 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By TGE:
I just drank three bottles of malort.
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1/18/2024 9:22:57 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By Jkees:

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Stop making things nice.
1/19/2024 8:37:29 PM EDT
[#33]
Jeppson's Malort Unaired Commercial
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/19/2024 9:43:59 PM EDT
[#34]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU
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An abortion clinic in Iceland is a beautifully poetic explanation.
Tortilla Girl’s #1 simp
1/19/2024 10:20:45 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU
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Cola bros love Malort, but that guy puts us to shame
Gun control is like trying to eliminate drunk driving by making it illegal for sober people to own cars
1/20/2024 12:21:45 AM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo:


I already bought three bottles of malort.
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1/20/2024 8:46:10 PM EDT
[#37]
Hello I would like to come to texas to shoot a cola event.  Please make that happen.
1/20/2024 8:50:52 PM EDT
[#38]
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Originally Posted By cwar_USA:
Hello I would like to come to texas to shoot a cola event.  Please make that happen.
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You’re not allowed to cross state lines.
"The dead only know one thing, it's better to be alive" Joker
1/20/2024 10:08:26 PM EDT
[#39]
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Originally Posted By cwar_USA:
Hello I would like to come to texas to shoot a cola event.  Please make that happen.
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I would like to stay in Texas and shoot a cola event
1/21/2024 7:38:07 PM EDT
[#40]
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Originally Posted By CesSnap:


You’re not allowed to cross state lines.
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The law can't hold me
1/21/2024 10:28:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Man this reminds me of mail ordering shit in the 80’s, waiting for the mailman to come
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/21/2024 11:56:04 PM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

Man this reminds me of mail ordering shit in the 80’s, waiting for the mailman to come
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Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line.


1/22/2024 12:14:33 AM EDT
[#43]
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Originally Posted By Logcutter:


Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line.


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20 records for a penny





Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/22/2024 12:16:17 AM EDT
[#44]
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Originally Posted By Logcutter:


Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line.


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Originally Posted By Logcutter:
Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

Man this reminds me of mail ordering shit in the 80’s, waiting for the mailman to come


Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line.




My Mom would not let me order stuff from the back of ‘60s comic books, said it was just junk.
She did however let me cash in the Green stamps that I spent hours licking and sticking in the books. She was wise.

Let me be first. OK boomer.
Running at 33-1/3 in an i-pod world
Proud to be a member of the class of 2013
1/22/2024 2:04:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: wolfjflywheel][Edited] [#45]
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Originally Posted By bajagringo:

Green stamps that I spent hours licking and sticking in the books.
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I member
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/22/2024 2:07:25 AM EDT
[#46]
I always wanted that “Footlocker” of little green men

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Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/22/2024 5:09:49 PM EDT
[#47]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

I’m off 77 between Cameron and Rockdale
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That's near where my in-laws live...Lexington and Carmine areas.

Depending on the weekend I can help with setup and staff.
1/22/2024 5:53:41 PM EDT
[#48]
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel:

I PM’ed Rusted Ace and JohnStoner

Now we wait 🙏
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Sorry for the delay in responding, PM sent.

I think we can make it work probably if we can find enough experienced people to help with the first one.
Pemberton the carbonated, behind his tasty bubbles, whispering of the love that is more horrible than hate.
1/22/2024 6:18:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: wolfjflywheel][Edited] [#49]
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Originally Posted By RustedAce:


Sorry for the delay in responding, PM sent.

I think we can make it work probably if we can find enough experienced people to help with the first one.
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Awesome, thank you for the consideration sir.

We’re having our spring fling April 5,6 & 7 if anyone wants to come scout the place out and have a great time and good food.

We’re doing whole hog and prime rib.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/hometown/-Cheesecake-April-5th-6th-and-7th/8-669485/
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
1/22/2024 6:38:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: wolfjflywheel][Edited] [#50]
Wrong button
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!

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