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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I’m in 💯% for hosting Cola It looks like I won’t get my wish of combining Cheesecake and Cola though. I was informed this ain’t a spectator sport. For those that don’t know what Cheesecake is, it was supposed to be a few Texas HTF guys coming out to my place for BBQ and some plinking, it turned into a 3 day bender with machine guns & BBQ ![]() We had 3 shoots before I got shut down by other family members, we still have togethers every 6 months. There have always been Cola dudes at my schindigs and although my crippled ass can’t compete I can host. I had a few Cola dudes out Friday night and one is involved in running an event up north so I got a bunch of questions answered. I always thought it would be cool to combine our group of misfits with Cola Warrior, and I’d like to erase the stain put on Texas by one chickenshit Motherfucker. When it warms up a tad I’d like to have some Texas Cola guys come scout & come up with obstacles. Do I need to get the Ayatollah to sign off ? Is there an application? Help me out here. I won’t be meddling in anything, just hosting & cooking. I have a Cola dude that I trust with my life, I’d probably want him to either run it or be involved in setting it up. You're gonna want to talk to @Rustedace aka The Ayatollah Of Cola and @Johnstoner aka Sultan Of Swag about hosting. |
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I’m in 💯% for hosting Cola It looks like I won’t get my wish of combining Cheesecake and Cola though. I was informed this ain’t a spectator sport. For those that don’t know what Cheesecake is, it was supposed to be a few Texas HTF guys coming out to my place for BBQ and some plinking, it turned into a 3 day bender with machine guns & BBQ ![]() We had 3 shoots before I got shut down by other family members, we still have togethers every 6 months. There have always been Cola dudes at my schindigs and although my crippled ass can’t compete I can host. I had a few Cola dudes out Friday night and one is involved in running an event up north so I got a bunch of questions answered. I always thought it would be cool to combine our group of misfits with Cola Warrior, and I’d like to erase the stain put on Texas by one chickenshit Motherfucker. When it warms up a tad I’d like to have some Texas Cola guys come scout & come up with obstacles. Do I need to get the Ayatollah to sign off ? Is there an application? Help me out here. I won’t be meddling in anything, just hosting & cooking. I have a Cola dude that I trust with my life, I’d probably want him to either run it or be involved in setting it up. Where is your land? We have a strong DFW Cola crew of regulars. |
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Where is your land? We have a strong DFW Cola crew of regulars. It’s a geographical oddity Attached File I’m off 77 between Cameron and Rockdale |
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I should have stated I am also willing to staff/setup/whatever is needed. I also have a decent amount of steel targets I can bring, not quite enough for a full course by myself but I know where to put my hands on more. Edit---> Actually I think I do have enough for a full course of fire, including some fun ones that are currently en route |
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I dont mind helping host either, however that's a bit far for me to assist with setup. If we need someone to cook for the event, I can handle that as well, so long as there is equipment on site for me to use. And running water is nice if that is possible. if not, storage totes is is. |
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Man I need to do an updated video of the Party Barn, many changes, but here’s a little tour of the cooking aperati. We can do Hot Dogs to Whole Hogs ![]() Big Grumpy’s Party Barn |
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes. No. 100% in. |
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes. Shaddup. Man wants to host, every bro that I know of within 6 hours drive has said they're in to make it happen. Who really gives a shit if there are prizes or swag? We just wanna meet up, have a course and camaraderie. Let it percolate and happen. |
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes. Why you harsh by buzz bro? ![]() How about we tap the breaks to maintain control and let the momentum take us to the goal. |
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes. Cola Warrior was never meant to be complicated. It's supposed to be the "I'm just gonna send it" of shooting competitions. Obstacles, peeps/ak, run, shoot, chug. Everything else is just window dressing. |
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo: I already bought three bottles of malort. Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo: Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: I think we all need to pump the brakes and take a breath. There's a lot to figure out behind the scenes. I already bought three bottles of malort. |
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Originally Posted By SirSqueeboo: I already bought three bottles of malort. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By Logcutter: Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line. Originally Posted By Logcutter: Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Man this reminds me of mail ordering shit in the 80’s, waiting for the mailman to come Thanks, the Gulf War thread didn't have me feeling "too" old, but the memory of 80's "mail order" nudged me across the line. My Mom would not let me order stuff from the back of ‘60s comic books, said it was just junk. She did however let me cash in the Green stamps that I spent hours licking and sticking in the books. She was wise. Let me be first. OK boomer.
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I always wanted that “Footlocker” of little green men Attached File |
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Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: I PM’ed Rusted Ace and JohnStoner Now we wait 🙏 Sorry for the delay in responding, PM sent. I think we can make it work probably if we can find enough experienced people to help with the first one. |
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Originally Posted By RustedAce: Sorry for the delay in responding, PM sent. I think we can make it work probably if we can find enough experienced people to help with the first one. Awesome, thank you for the consideration sir. We’re having our spring fling April 5,6 & 7 if anyone wants to come scout the place out and have a great time and good food. We’re doing whole hog and prime rib. https://www.ar15.com/forums/hometown/-Cheesecake-April-5th-6th-and-7th/8-669485/ |
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