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11/24/2015 10:21:04 AM EDT
I told them to tape my mouth shut.
They were warned.
At one point one of the nurses looked JUST like this;



The doctor was much amused.
11/24/2015 10:24:03 AM EDT
[#1]
That's the face I make when the doc snaps on a rubber glove.
11/24/2015 10:29:12 AM EDT
[#2]
Yep, tape is a good idea.

11/24/2015 10:32:18 AM EDT
[#3]
I was mortified about what I might say.
I think I said it all. Cheerfully.  
11/24/2015 10:36:05 AM EDT
[#4]
Oh, the stories those nurses can tell...

I did a rotation in outpatient endoscopy, it was hilarious.
11/24/2015 10:37:24 AM EDT
[#5]
Even better if they combine it with fentanyl.
11/24/2015 10:41:48 AM EDT
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I save my fentanyl for my heroine
11/24/2015 10:43:38 AM EDT
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My daughter had hip surgery in March, she was 2 at the time. They gave her Versed before they took her back for anesthesia (much easier to get them away from mom and dad without a meltdown, plus makes the anesthesiologist's job easier). I wish I had recorded it because the inane crap that came out of that little mouth was hilarious.
11/24/2015 10:43:51 AM EDT
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Last time they gave me that, it didn't work.
11/24/2015 10:44:55 AM EDT
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You got the placebo.
11/24/2015 10:53:42 AM EDT
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You got the placebo.
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Last time they gave me that, it didn't work.


You got the placebo.


Something.  It wasn't fun.  
11/24/2015 7:34:33 PM EDT
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After giving it to a couple of dozen people over the years I had some last  Thursday. I got the push, kissed my wife and woke up in recovery. I don't know what I said or who to but it is as good as they say for causing amnesia.