Posted: 11/22/2008 7:03:48 PM EDT
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I'll bet if you rolled one up real tight and jammed it up your ass it would suck all the moisture out of you and you would drop dead before you could pull it out. ancient egyptians invented shamwow, not the germans. its how they actually did the mummification process. |
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Does anybody here actually own one? I got a free sample a couple years back at the State Fair, the thing was a piece of crap. It wasn't any more absorbent than anything else and after about 2 uses it dried up and turned as stiff as a board. We threw it out. |
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Does anybody here actually own one? I got a free sample a couple years back at the State Fair, the thing was a piece of crap. It wasn't any more absorbent than anything else and after about 2 uses it dried up and turned as stiff as a board. We threw it out. You lie! The TV tells me different! |
 
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FUCK! I just shit my pants!!!!!!! Worldwide post of the year!!!!! |
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Now that is some funny shit! 
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| I heard that guy is ex-special forces, and a covert-op-gone-bad ended his .mil career. He uses the headset because he used them on missions (familiar and comfortable to him), plus it helps hide the facial injury he got on that tragic day. The headset helps him mentally "flip the switch" into battle mode before particularly grueling infomercials. |