Posted: 4/15/2004 11:19:33 AM EDT
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some of the recent joke threads, and the more recent "worst complement" thread got me thinking... we need a pick-up line thread! what's the best/worst/whatever pick-up line you've ever [actually] USED? me: hey, i was wondering if you sleep on your stomach, because if you don't i will... cute female: *looks disgusted* EDITED TO ADD SOMETHING USEFULL------------> i don't think any "lines" have ever really worked for me but this one is magic: [let me preface this by saying 1) i used to hang out at bars local to a college that had a lot of aspiring actrices(sp?), and 2) one of my drinking buddies was a monster of a guy] girl: blah blah blah, i'm going to move to LA soon, blah blah blah... me: why? girl: blah blah blah actiing blah blah blah... me (with hulking drinking buddy looming overhead): sounds good, only problem is when you get into an industry like that and start to become successful, you are going to have to have a guy like this around all the time (pointing to friend). girl (interest piqued): what do you mean? me: well, in my business it's essential to have personal security with you at all times... fill in the story with whatever from here. |
i humbly accept your challenge and will report back, uh... i guess when the site is back up. seriously though, good line. |
I remember one party with this cute costa rican girl that all the guys where swarming over. They were trying to be smooth and like "Whats up girl". Me being the drunken asshole I am walk over, my friend introduces me to her and tell her every pick up line I knew. I figured I had no shot so I could just have some fun, but it actually worked. She was cracking up and started having fun. The next day she was calling me up wanting to get together, those Coasta Rican girls are vicious in the bed 
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| Along the same lines isn't it funny how fat chicks hang with skinny ones at the bar. One time a skinny gal asked me if I'd dance with her friend. I said no, I wouldn't. She asked why and I said, "Cause I can't fit my arms around her." She liked it so much I hooked up with the skinny one. I guess maybe that was a pickup line that could have got you slapped, but worked. |
 THAT is one that I'm going to have to remember. Can't use it (I'm married now)but still worth remembering. I'll have to try & remember to tell that one to my scary-chick chasing brother.... 
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If beauty is only skin-deep, then baby.. you must have some thick skin. Gratefully copied from my brother's website blachly.net/charles/misc/pickuplines.html |
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When I was a freshman pledging a fraternity in college, one of the guys and I decided before a party that we would see who could score with the cheesiest pickup line. We both took our share of slaps (and he got a knee to the groin), before I hit paydirt in the following exchange. ME: "So, do you come here often?" HER: "Are you fucking kidding me? Did you actually just use that line?" ME: "Yup, should I try again??" HER: "You had better, if you don't want me to throw this wine cooler in your face." ME: "OK, how 'bout this... [long pause].... WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?? [barely concealing laughter]" HER: "[Longer pause, then gets real close and says in my ear, but loud enough so my buddy could hear] My sign is 'SLIPPERY WHEN WET'" MY BUDDY: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" ME:  "Well, uh, yeah... Umm, aheh, uhhh... OK, so, you win. Wanna get out of her?"She did! Now, let me preface this by saying that most guys don't know shit about engaging in proper eye contact and other non-verbal flirtation before approaching a woman. Case in point: I had been letting this chick "catch" me checking her out for over an hour, and when I could tell she wanted me to come over and say something, I waited another 10 minutes. The cheeseball line was just a formality at that point, frankly. We had been exchanging the "lets fuck" eyes for half an hour before I finally got around to talking to her. Now, for the best line I ever got. At the bars, a week after my 21st birthday. I'm talking to this girl for a few minutes, and finally get around to asking her name. She tells me, followed by this comment: "Please try and remember it. I want you yelling it out later when I go home with you." Alas, I was dating at the time and had already seen a couple of my g/f's sorority sisters hanging back watching this exchange. So, I demurred. Too bad, too. Smokin' hot. |