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1/7/2015 9:45:57 PM EDT
my wifes teeth were chattering in the glass.
1/7/2015 9:47:49 PM EDT
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It's so cold I just saw obongo with his hands in his OWN pockets.
1/7/2015 9:49:19 PM EDT
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Fpni



FBHO
1/7/2015 9:50:52 PM EDT
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You know it's cold out, when you walk outside and it's cold.

Badum-tshhh

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1/7/2015 9:51:08 PM EDT
[#4]
It's so cold I saw a snowman fighting a homeless guy for the fire barrel!


1/7/2015 9:52:28 PM EDT
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It's so cold Ron Jeremy's penis and sack are now a vagina.
1/7/2015 9:53:48 PM EDT
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It's so cold, the liberals have gone back to calling "Global Warming", "Climate Disruption" until the first unseasonably warm day in spring.
1/7/2015 9:54:29 PM EDT
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1/7/2015 9:55:20 PM EDT
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it's so cold  the dogs don't even lick themselves
1/7/2015 9:59:15 PM EDT
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It is colder than a bitches tit in a brass bra.
1/7/2015 10:01:45 PM EDT
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Beagle just went out and froze his pecker to the clothesline pole
1/7/2015 10:02:29 PM EDT
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It's so cold, I thought I was in the D.
1/7/2015 10:03:52 PM EDT
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It's "witches tit in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow"
1/7/2015 10:04:01 PM EDT
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1/7/2015 10:04:46 PM EDT
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It's so cold, I just saw a Beagle with a pair of jumper cables trying to start a rabbit.

1/7/2015 10:04:53 PM EDT
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1/7/2015 10:05:20 PM EDT
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Goddamnit! I came here to post this.
1/7/2015 10:06:50 PM EDT
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It's so cold that I'd cut off my own dick and throw it at her just to say she touched it.


Oops....wrong thread.
1/7/2015 10:07:13 PM EDT
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It's so cold that it is below freezing. I don't mean below 50 F when I say that, it is fucking 22 F.
1/7/2015 10:07:14 PM EDT
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So he was in the Air Force?
1/7/2015 10:07:31 PM EDT
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It's damn cold out.
1/7/2015 10:08:00 PM EDT
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It's "witches tit in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow"


I have heard both ways witches or bitches.  Never heard it with the pushups though.
1/7/2015 10:08:29 PM EDT
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Global warming
1/7/2015 10:09:05 PM EDT
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F, beat me to it.
1/7/2015 10:11:17 PM EDT
[#24]
It's so cold that my balls have become ovaries.
1/7/2015 10:11:44 PM EDT
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72 degrees here.
1/7/2015 10:14:46 PM EDT
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You Virginians don't know nothin' about the cold.  




Currently -9 going down to -17 tonight.






1/7/2015 10:16:57 PM EDT
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I could perfectly store a set of Truck Nutz in the cavity where my balls used to be.
1/7/2015 10:17:52 PM EDT
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I'm aware, I was working it in all day.  My hands are killing me
1/7/2015 10:24:32 PM EDT
[#29]
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey
1/7/2015 10:28:59 PM EDT
[#30]
its so cold i cant tell if shes a real woman or a tranny with "shrinkage"
1/7/2015 10:31:32 PM EDT
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Supposed to get down to 21 here tonight. For Texas, that's cold.
1/7/2015 10:32:06 PM EDT
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       we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
 
1/7/2015 10:35:36 PM EDT
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7f in North Dakota right now, a veritable heat wave!
It's so cold out that I'm only wearing jeans and thermals tonight instead of bibs.
1/7/2015 10:37:14 PM EDT
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1/7/2015 10:41:00 PM EDT
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3 degrees , feels like -16 according to the weather channel,  temps still dropping.
1/7/2015 10:47:44 PM EDT
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-8° F

January 30, 1951, when a reading of minus -53° F at the Tri- County Airport was officially the coldest spot in the nation.

We got a ways to go to beat our old record
1/7/2015 10:56:01 PM EDT
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7 degrees in my backyard. Weather says -9 with windchill.

High tomorrow is 9, I'll be putting a porch on a house.

1/7/2015 10:59:18 PM EDT
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It's so cold I can't see OP's wife!
1/7/2015 11:03:42 PM EDT
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  You Virginians don't know nothin' about the cold.  

Currently -9 going down to -17 tonight.




Currently 5* here
1/7/2015 11:06:16 PM EDT
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  You Virginians don't know nothin' about the cold.  

Currently -9 going down to -17 tonight.




I'm sure someone from Minnesota Eh!, will be along shortly to tell us what cold really is.

On second thought, it's probably so cold, their fingers of one hand are frozen to the keyboard, the other hand is frozen to... well. It's Minnesota. Use your imagination.
1/7/2015 11:06:47 PM EDT
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Its so cold, Buck Angel called and said he froze his balls off.


Oh wait.......
1/7/2015 11:12:01 PM EDT
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Shit I was skiing on Mt Bachelor today and it was 50*
1/7/2015 11:14:21 PM EDT
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1/7/2015 11:15:40 PM EDT
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It's so cold, I could cut glass with my nipples.



Actually, it's pretty nice out right now.



Tomorrow though we're supposed to get 60mph winds with below zero temps.  

That'll instantly freeze your nuts right to your leg.
1/7/2015 11:16:57 PM EDT
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Its so cold out I saw a group of urban youth pulling their pants up
1/7/2015 11:17:54 PM EDT
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F, beat me to it.


I'm here to tell you that it IS cold in the D, here all week and even the bums have someplace else to be...
1/7/2015 11:21:26 PM EDT
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71 here in N Cal today.
1/7/2015 11:22:28 PM EDT
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BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!



I'm slow, so it took me a moment!!!



 
1/7/2015 11:22:51 PM EDT
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71 here in N Cal today.
81 in PHX



 
1/7/2015 11:25:17 PM EDT
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Go home weather, you're drunk.

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