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Posted: 5/9/2003 1:57:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:00:18 PM EST
jam a knitting needle in it!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:01:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:01:47 PM EST
Slam the toilet seat down on your dick really hard.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:03:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By rainman: Slam the toilet seat down on your dick really hard.
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[lol]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:43:42 PM EST
When I was a kid, for an earache my mom would put a few drops of warm sweet oil in my ear, the way I remember it helped.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:44:31 PM EST
Get your tonsils removed.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:46:41 PM EST
Heating pad.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 2:48:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By Am-O-Tramp: When I was a kid, for an earache my mom would put a few drops of warm sweet oil in my ear, the way I remember it helped.
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My mother used olive oil.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:07:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/9/2003 3:08:31 PM EST by JHP]
You might need some real medicine. You could have an infection brewing in that carrot factory. Get the to a doctor if the pain remains...in the mean time take Advil or Advil and a shot of Jack
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:18:33 PM EST
... "ear ache my eye"
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:31:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:35:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By KOW My mother used olive oil.
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You must have an italian mom [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:44:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: ... "ear ache my eye"
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Damn it, WW! You beat me to it. "Ear ache my eye. Get your ass out of bed and get to school!" [ROFL] These youngn's don't know what they missed.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:50:08 PM EST
If it's in the external ear it's probably wax. If that's it pour some hydrogen peroxide in there. Allergies can cause earaches. I've got one now. Got hay fever? If you're congested try some allergy meds of your choice. If it's real bad pain from an infection, i.e. otitis media which can hurt like a sonofabitch you may want to get to a doctor. They'll probably put you on antibiotics or amputate your penis.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:53:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By avengeusa: what is the bets way to relieve pain from an earache
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Demerol works really well.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:54:11 PM EST
Just this week I am able to hear again out of my right ear after a serious infection. You need real medicine. I used drops for the outer part of the infection and antibiotic pills for the inner infection. Go to the doctor. Even with medicine, mine took more than 2 weeks to heal. Dont fool around too long.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:54:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By avengeusa: what is the bets way to relieve pain from an earache
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Stop asking for advice from gunowners and go to a doctor. I guarantee that this cure works.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 3:55:55 PM EST
A good decongestant will help dry it out and releive pressure. Never fails, Gotta happen on a Friday night. If it's a minor infection, a couple of drops of 50/50 mix of rubbing alcohol and vinegar(white).
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[Last Edit: 5/9/2003 4:06:34 PM EST by TomJefferson]
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Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:07:45 AM EST
... Hope your earache cleared up [b]avengeusa[/b]. Please give me a call sometime this weekend. Thanks.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 10:41:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By avengeusa: it seems to be sinus related, as if the inner ear has some liquid in it, can feel it move sometimes inside the ear,
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[b]Holy shit![/b] Get to the Dr. ASAP! Your brain is falling out! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 11:09:42 AM EST
I get earaches fairly often, a few years ago I accidentally found out that beer works pretty good for getting your sinuses to drain (relieving pressure in your ears)
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