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Posted: 8/17/2005 9:51:49 PM EDT
I understand one is to include a stapler and a tape measure (although I don't know why). Are there any other rules I need to know?

Also, how does the grading system work. Points for presentation, number of guns, culinary choice?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:53:38 PM EDT
Don't forget the NAPKIN dammit! I forgot one and was heavily penalized!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:54:15 PM EDT
I have no clue who started the rules.
as long as it's in focus and the main course is meat your fine
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:54:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:55:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 9:56:29 PM EDT by yobo]
It has to have soul... what ever that is
Oh, don't forget alcoholic beverage... US brand.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:56:17 PM EDT
IIRC Slash-5 had the ultimate list of things that should be in a dinner pic
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:58:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 9:58:35 PM EDT by leelaw]
Food
Gun

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Bonus for ladies, extra guns, extra mags, rare guns, drink, napkin, knife etc..
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:00:20 PM EDT
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:01:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......



N00bs? uh huh. STFU and sit down, junior, until you've reread 82nd's post above and been schooled properly.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:02:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 10:06:01 PM EDT by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......



N00bs? uh huh. STFU and sit down, junior, until you've reread 82nd's post above and been schooled properly.




i keeeeddd about the noob part, hence the PC smiley....jesus


ETA: to the original poster; you really shouldn't be asking....all of us had to learn the hard way....asking is kinda looked down upon...[insert PC smiley here]
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:05:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......



N00bs? uh huh. STFU and sit down, junior, until you've reread 82nd's post above and been schooled properly.




i keeeeddd about the noob part, hence the PC smiley....jesus



Oh hell.... This is gonna be moved to the religous forum now... Thanks a lot
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:06:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......



N00bs? uh huh. STFU and sit down, junior, until you've reread 82nd's post above and been schooled properly.




i keeeeddd about the noob part, hence the PC smiley....jesus



Oh hell.... This is gonna be moved to the religous forum now... Thanks a lot




Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:08:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 10:10:18 PM EDT by ProfessorEvil]

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
don't be misguided by noobs who say that all you need are firearms and food......it's far more complex than that......



N00bs? uh huh. STFU and sit down, junior, until you've reread 82nd's post above and been schooled properly.




i keeeeddd about the noob part, hence the PC smiley....jesus



Oh hell.... This is gonna be moved to the religous forum now... Thanks a lot





Jjjjehhhooooovvvaaaahhhh, Jjjjehhhooooovvvaaaahhhh!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:10:03 PM EDT
Don't use a table knife in the pic...use a pocket knife or a bayonet or something similar
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:13:40 PM EDT
Just take a picture of your damn food.

If it needs a 1911 someone will photoshop it in later.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:14:53 PM EDT
It's like a form of art.

1. Gun
2. Extra Loaded Magazines
3. Measuring Device
4. Stapler
5. Napkin
6. Gun Related Magazine (lit. type)
7. Knife
8. Main Course
9. Salad
10. Alco Beverage
11. Desert (Extra points for pie )

(I'm a little rusty, but I think that generally sums up a good basic dinner pic.)
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:15:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By O-320:
It's like a form of art.

1. Gun
2. Extra Loaded Magazines
3. Measuring Device
4. Stapler
5. Napkin
6. Gun Related Magazine (lit. type)
7. Knife
8. Main Course
9. Salad
10. Alco Beverage
11. Desert (Extra points for pie )

(I'm a little rusty, but I think that generally sums up a stupid dinner pic.)



Someone else missed 82nd's post.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:16:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 10:16:59 PM EDT by ProfessorEvil]
Jeeehhhoooovvvaaahhhh!!
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:18:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
I understand one is to include a stapler and a tape measure (although I don't know why). Are there any other rules I need to know?

Also, how does the grading system work. Points for presentation, number of guns, culinary choice?



Is'nt it obvious what the stapler and tape measurer are for? You do shoot don't you?

Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:19:27 PM EDT
Someone missed the double post.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 10:19:31 PM EDT
im still waiting for the damn food pic.


where is it?


Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:19:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lefthandblack:

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
I understand one is to include a stapler and a tape measure (although I don't know why). Are there any other rules I need to know?

Also, how does the grading system work. Points for presentation, number of guns, culinary choice?



Is'nt it obvious what the stapler and tape measurer are for? You do shoot don't you?




OOOHHH!!! Now I get it!! I use shoot-n-see targets most of the time so I don't need the stapler.

But it's all starting to make sense now. I'll have to cook something, I was thinking along the lines of squirrel apricot with rice, a side of glock, an SKS as a beverage, and bicycling magazine for reading material, so people could say I was teh ghey!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:23:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By yobo:
It has to have soul... what ever that is
Oh, don't forget alcoholic beverage... US brand.



Opened. Still sealed costs you big.
You shouldn't be doing dinner pics sober.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:23:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
OOOHHH!!! Now I get it!! I use shoot-n-see targets most of the time so I don't need the stapler.

But it's all starting to make sense now. I'll have to cook something, I was thinking along the lines of squirrel apricot with rice, a side of glock, an SKS as a beverage, and bicycling magazine for reading material, so people could say I was teh ghey!!



You're not TRG, you're not supposed to give them ammo like that.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:23:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 7:25:14 AM EDT by quijanos]

Originally Posted By Currahee:
IIRC Slash-5 Bama Shooter had the ultimate list of things that should be in a dinner pic



fixed it. get it right or get it right
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:30:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:33:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 7:33:42 AM EDT by Chaingun]

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Lots of Food
Gun

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Bonus for ladies, extra guns, extra mags, rare guns, drink, napkin, knife etc.. Nekid Pics



A little update
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:44:35 AM EDT
No matter what's in your dinner pic, SOMEONE is gonna point out something you did wrong... Its the ArfCom way.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 8:07:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 8:10:37 AM EDT by WildBoar]

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
I understand one is to include a stapler and a tape measure (although I don't know why). Are there any other rules I need to know?

Also, how does the grading system work. Points for presentation, number of guns, culinary choice?



NO staplers and crap are needed. The original dinner pic didnt have all that crap.

Its either a nice looking dinner with gun = pass

or

It looks nasty = fail
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 8:11:30 AM EDT
BTW may favorite dinner pic does not even have a firearm in it.

Who has the pic with the dog?
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