Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

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Posted: 1/2/2010 3:52:47 AM EDT

made me laugh tonight...

"Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British... he shot them."

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Posted: 1/2/2010 4:36:12 AM EDT

[#1]

"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, Danny. Didn't want to do it; felt I owed it to them."

- Judge Smails

Posted: 1/2/2010 4:48:43 AM EDT

[#2]

Me: Would you like to dance??

Her: NO

Me: Thats all right , I had to take a shit anyhow

Posted: 1/2/2010 4:55:23 AM EDT

[#3]

Want to play the rape game?
No.
Thats the spirit!

Heard that from a friend.

Posted: 1/2/2010 4:55:31 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Me: Would you like to dance??

Her: NO

Me: Thats all right , I had to take a shit anyhow

Me: Would you like to dance?

Her: NO

Me: I think you misunderstood. I said that you look fat in those pants.

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - best line ever... with source...

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