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4/14/2009 8:26:33 PM EDT
Behead Yourselves Liberals  



Meh, trying to think of a bumper sticker.

ETA - Sandit gets credit for best wording ... see below.
4/14/2009 8:26:52 PM EDT
[#1]
LOL.
4/14/2009 8:28:24 PM EDT
[#2]
At some point after I graduated HS in '02 my German teacher put one on his desk that says 'Liberals Make Me Puke'.
4/14/2009 8:33:33 PM EDT
[#3]
How about:  



Liberal?  Choke yourself!
4/14/2009 8:35:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Liberal? Roll over and die.
4/14/2009 8:37:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Needs a comma after "yourselves" as you addressing "Liberals."

"Behead yourselves, Liberals!"

- BG
4/14/2009 8:37:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Behead Yourselves Liberals  



Meh, trying to think of a bumper sticker.


Get someone to put that on Obama's teleprompter - within 24 hours the United States will be a better place.
4/14/2009 8:39:05 PM EDT
[#7]
Front toward Liberals.
4/14/2009 8:40:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Silly liberals, dicks are for chicks!!
4/14/2009 8:41:41 PM EDT
[#9]
I tried to see the liberal point of view,

but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Right is right.  Left is wrong.

Any questions?





So many liberals, so little ammo.
 






I will give your President the same respect you gave mine.





January 20, 2013:  The end of a tragedy.





Is there life after death?

I don't know, but liberalism

comes after brain death.





Conservatives THINK. Liberals FEEL.

No wonder they suck at solving problems.

CJ






4/14/2009 8:47:09 PM EDT
[#10]
domestic terrorist
4/14/2009 8:48:05 PM EDT
[#11]
RIGHT WING EXTREMIST
4/15/2009 1:06:17 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
How about:  



Liberal?  Choke yourself!


LOL.



4/15/2009 1:09:52 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Behead Yourselves Liberals  



Meh, trying to think of a bumper sticker.



If you keep this up you may wear down my defenses enough that I buy something from you.
4/15/2009 1:12:45 AM EDT
[#14]
"Thanks a LOT, Liberal Douchebags"
4/15/2009 1:13:04 AM EDT
[#15]
This thread will be somewhere around 900 pages.

That said, i'd so buy one.
4/15/2009 1:30:13 AM EDT
[#16]

sin⋅is⋅ter
  –adjective
4. of or on the left side; left.


from dictionary.com
4/15/2009 1:31:25 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Needs a comma after "yourselves" as you addressing "Liberals."

"Behead yourselves, Liberals!"

- BG


Right, oops, I'm missed that.



Behead yourselves, Liberals  !!
4/15/2009 1:45:52 AM EDT
[#18]
Pretty inflammatory - good way to get your car fucked up - especially around Austin....Then if you have to shoot one...federal hate crime.  Basically can't see these getting stuck to a lot of cars.

How about

"We're killing Religious Fanatics so they don't behead our liberal friends"
4/15/2009 1:47:12 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Pretty inflammatory - good way to get your car fucked up - especially around Austin....Then if you have to shoot one...federal hate crime.  Basically can't see these getting stuck to a lot of cars.

How about

"We're killing Religious Fanatics so they don't behead our liberal friends"  


LOL, I like that one too.

4/15/2009 1:56:12 AM EDT
[#20]
Liberalism: Made possible by our men and women of our Armed Forces.

Maybe too subtle for DUmmies though.
4/15/2009 2:17:30 AM EDT
[#21]
Actual bumper sticker:

Beware of liberals posing as Americans.
4/15/2009 2:22:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
RIGHT WING EXTREMIST


I'd buy it.

_MaH

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4/15/2009 3:17:56 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Needs a comma after "yourselves" as you addressing "Liberals."

"Behead yourselves, Liberals!"

- BG


Right, oops, I'm missed that.



Behead yourselves, Liberals  !!


Close, but what about "Liberal, Behead thyself!"?

Too cliche?

Edit: forgot an exclamation mark.
4/15/2009 3:29:56 AM EDT
[#24]
Population control starts with you.
               Go kill yourself
4/15/2009 3:32:21 AM EDT
[#25]
738
4/15/2009 5:41:30 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Needs a comma after "yourselves" as you addressing "Liberals."

"Behead yourselves, Liberals!"

- BG


Right, oops, I'm missed that.



Behead yourselves, Liberals  !!


Close, but what about "Liberal, Behead thyself!"?

Too cliche?

Edit: forgot an exclamation mark.


Hey, that's even better.  It will appeal to their "sit in a theater" sh*t.

Liberal, behead thyself !!
4/15/2009 5:54:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
738


AHAHAHAHAHA
4/15/2009 6:10:09 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Behead Yourselves Liberals  



Meh, trying to think of a bumper sticker.

ETA - Sandit gets credit for best wording ... see below.


"Somewhere in Texas Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot."
4/15/2009 6:16:39 AM EDT
[#29]
LIBERALS! CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS!



4/15/2009 6:34:58 AM EDT
[#30]
"  I brake for hybird cars.....and then I open fire on them"

" I'm a God fearing Conservative Christian......so FUCK YOU!"

Just a couple off the top of my head
4/15/2009 6:44:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
LIBERALS! CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS!





Or that.

4/15/2009 6:51:06 AM EDT
[#32]
Bumper sticker I had one time. Liberals, so open minded their brains have fallen out.
4/15/2009 6:51:11 AM EDT
[#33]
Bumper sticker I had one time. Liberals, so open minded their brains have fallen out.
4/15/2009 8:10:15 AM EDT
[#34]
Our leaders have
   LEFT
        the building