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Posted: 9/19/2009 9:34:49 PM EST
What could possibly go wrong?

http://writeaprisoner.com/

Felony Murder, Aggravated Robbery



Conspiracy to Commit a Violent Crime



Murder 2nd degree

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:35:35 PM EST
I'd hit that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:38:33 PM EST
me 2
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:40:21 PM EST
None of them deserve to be in prison, anyway. Just ask them.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:40:31 PM EST
At least you don't have to wait for the defect to show itself , that's a plus in my book.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:42:40 PM EST
hmmmm...

Trying to see a Downside.

Write them.....then conjugal visitations....then leave and they are still locked up.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:43:34 PM EST
id drill all three of them, in all three orifices, might cut a fourth and drill it too, lets face it, compared to my family they are all amatuers at crime anyway...

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:43:41 PM EST
i'd do more than write them a letter
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:43:57 PM EST
I'd help #3 bury the body.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:47:15 PM EST
Gotta ask yourself, was that her today or was that photo taken 20 years earlier when she just started her sentence?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:51:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 9:53:03 PM EST by Skibane]
Originally Posted By wasnme:
At least you don't have to wait for the defect to show itself , that's a plus in my book.


Great point!

You can either blow half a million dollars and 10 years of your life on a spouse who turns out to be the psychotic spawn of satan, or you can invest 15 minutes and a postage stamp to reach the same point in a relationship...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:53:04 PM EST
Do you know how much fun you can have making a contest out of this?


First one to get a proposal, first one to get a pic with a caged animal, first to get raunchy letters to post.


We can turn these animals into a sport.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:54:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By BulletBait:
I'd help #3 bury the body.

She looks like she's fully sleeved on both arms, and I'd like to see where else. . Crazy chicks are the best,
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:56:52 PM EST
And for the transgender minded arfcommer:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:57:58 PM EST
Dear Cum Gargling Bitch, I hope you die in prison. Write soon. Your friend, Pangea.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:02:02 PM EST
At least you would know where they are at night.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:09:56 PM EST
This hottie likes to drink and run into deputy sheriffs:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:11:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
And for the transgender minded arfcommer:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/mkern2520/z-69019065-2.jpg

I'm not sure we want to know why you were searching for transgenders. We're not asking, so please don't tell.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:13:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By tyman:

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
And for the transgender minded arfcommer:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/mkern2520/z-69019065-2.jpg

I'm not sure we want to know why you were searching for transgenders. We're not asking, so please don't tell.




Busted!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:17:23 PM EST
Dear Prisoner,

I heard you wanted a pen pal. Well, I'm not your pal, buddy.
Just thought I'd write to tell you what a waste of oxygen I think you are...
Too bad you weren't shot in the act. There's always next time, and we're hopeful.
I hope you strangle yourself with the bed sheet tonight. Sweet dreams scumbag.

Regards, not really.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:17:26 PM EST
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