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5/16/2009 3:47:45 PM EDT
So i took this job at kmart doing loss prevention, its fucking slow someone needs to steal.. I've been sitting here since 5pm watching girls coming into the store then i decide if i would have sex with them... Fuck.. Bored..

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5/16/2009 3:48:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Be glad you have a job.
5/16/2009 3:48:46 PM EDT
[#2]
I drive cars for a living.  Not much better.  At least I get exotics now and then.
5/16/2009 3:49:03 PM EDT
[#3]
I see 3 on camera now in electronics that i would distroy..

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5/16/2009 3:49:12 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


Be glad you have a job.


That too.

 
5/16/2009 3:49:33 PM EDT
[#5]





Quoted:



I see 3 on camera now in electronics that i would distroy..





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Tear that shit up.




 
5/16/2009 3:50:50 PM EDT
[#6]
go talk with the girls

take off early and hit it

edit: 2 more posts and i'll hit 1000
5/16/2009 3:51:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Right now I'm getting paid $35 to sit in my patrol car off duty at a function at the local high school.
5/16/2009 3:52:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Ask if you can run the blue light.
5/16/2009 4:00:44 PM EDT
[#9]
get on the intercom system



"Will the 3 hotties in electronics please report to loss prevention, will the 3 hotties in electronics report to loss prevention. Thank you"
5/16/2009 4:01:56 PM EDT
[#10]
A lady just walked in with a completely see thru white shirt... NICCEEE!

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
5/16/2009 4:02:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Be glad you have a job.



5/16/2009 4:02:52 PM EDT
[#12]
video capture then post the pics
5/16/2009 4:04:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
video capture then post the pics


I took the picture on my phone

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5/16/2009 4:04:21 PM EDT
[#14]
I bet people are stealing but they are too slick for you to catch them
5/16/2009 4:04:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Work here is just miserable, I really dont like this job at the moment cant exactly say why.

All the local Kmarts here are shit for prices and selection, I cant find much worth stealing
5/16/2009 4:06:34 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I bet people are stealing but they are too slick for you to catch them


They fucking are.. They come from miami and hit us hard..  Pros.. Some thugs just came in aswell

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5/16/2009 4:11:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I see 3 on camera now in electronics that i would distroy..

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


they were sent in as a diversion, while your busy watching them in electronics, they're friends are walking out the front door with unpaid merchandise.
5/16/2009 4:13:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
So i took this job at kmart doing loss prevention, its fucking slow someone needs to steal.. I've been sitting here since 5pm watching girls coming into the store then i decide if i would have sex with them... Fuck.. Bored..

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"yes.....yes.....yes.....most definetley......yes.......if i was extremley drunk........no........no.......yes........never, but most of the guys in GD would......."


5/16/2009 4:13:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Be glad you have a job.


amen
5/16/2009 4:13:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Be glad you had a job.


Pervert, instead of attempting to catch a criminal act, you're checking out the ladies. What a class act, oh, but you've achieved the level of loss prevention. Where to go from there?

I guess you could start another thread
5/16/2009 4:15:37 PM EDT
[#21]
Geez, a group of milfs just came in.. Fuck, im going on the floor to see this quality first hand

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5/16/2009 4:16:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Be glad you have a job.



That
5/16/2009 4:25:59 PM EDT
[#23]




Quoted:



Quoted:

video capture then post the pics




I took the picture on my phone



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Are you sure you want to post that sort of info on the interweb?  
5/16/2009 4:33:31 PM EDT
[#24]
No.. I did just catch a 9yr white male.. Watched him conceal color pencils and a few fruit roll ups.. I released to his very upset mother who was in the store shopping..

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
5/16/2009 4:37:27 PM EDT
[#25]
We need pics of the hotties
5/16/2009 4:43:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
We need pics of the hotties


There is some quality in here tonight..

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5/16/2009 5:08:33 PM EDT
[#27]
The women are just decoys to distract you, while the men are robbing the store blind.
5/16/2009 5:10:58 PM EDT
[#28]
I bet you'd catch more shoplifters if you weren't busy watching women and fapping in the security room.
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