[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Wiping (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 7/17/2013 10:21:09 PM EDT
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Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Yes this is a poop thread. How do you add a poll? |
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Gd, where grown men and women come to learn how to wipe their ass. If you just took a dump and there is a possibility you got shit on your ass, why the hell would you stand up before wiping your ass? 
Is it back to front, or front to back, there's a poll. |
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If you just took a dump and there is a possibility you got shit on your ass, why the hell would you stand up before wiping your ass?
Is it back to front, or front to back, there's a poll. Quoted:
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Gd, where grown men and women come to learn how to wipe their ass. If you just took a dump and there is a possibility you got shit on your ass, why the hell would you stand up before wiping your ass?
Is it back to front, or front to back, there's a poll. It doesn't matter if you're male. Or Arcturian. |
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theres always the option to taylor swift it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEJGQj4Z50 |
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I build a birds nest before, no fucking way I am sitting on a toilet seat used by others. I've seen some nasty shit, literally, in public bathrooms. I used to hover as well, but that was too tiring. Piss on the seat is disgusting, because motherfuckers can't lift the seat. I flush with my boot, and lift the seat with my boot if the urinal isn't available at work. People have no shame.
And ibtl |
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I build a birds nest before, no fucking way I am sitting on a toilet seat used by others. I've seen some nasty shit, literally, in public bathrooms. I used to hover as well, but that was too tiring. Piss on the seat is disgusting, because motherfuckers can't lift the seat. I flush with my boot, and lift the seat with my boot if the urinal isn't available at work. People have no shame. And ibtl I take it you have a vagina? |
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How can one stay seated, reach their hand into the bowl and wipe their bum? Surely the arse has to lift off the seat to get access. Quoted:
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How the FUCK can one stand while wiping?! How can one stay seated, reach their hand into the bowl and wipe their bum? Surely the arse has to lift off the seat to get access. I blade forward at 45 degrees and I have all the access I need. No lifting necessary. |
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I take it you have a vagina? Quoted:
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I build a birds nest before, no fucking way I am sitting on a toilet seat used by others. I've seen some nasty shit, literally, in public bathrooms. I used to hover as well, but that was too tiring. Piss on the seat is disgusting, because motherfuckers can't lift the seat. I flush with my boot, and lift the seat with my boot if the urinal isn't available at work. People have no shame. And ibtl I take it you have a vagina? No, no I don't. I just don't want to sit on other people's piss and shit, and I don't like those stupid wax paper seat covers. But if you want to sit in piss, feel free. I won't judge you. |
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Quoted: No, no I don't. I just don't want to sit on other people's piss and shit, and I don't like those stupid wax paper seat covers. But if you want to sit in piss, feel free. I won't judge you. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I build a birds nest before, no fucking way I am sitting on a toilet seat used by others. I've seen some nasty shit, literally, in public bathrooms. I used to hover as well, but that was too tiring. Piss on the seat is disgusting, because motherfuckers can't lift the seat. I flush with my boot, and lift the seat with my boot if the urinal isn't available at work. People have no shame. And ibtl I take it you have a vagina? No, no I don't. I just don't want to sit on other people's piss and shit, and I don't like those stupid wax paper seat covers. But if you want to sit in piss, feel free. I won't judge you. Don't be mad bro. Just use your boots.
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I think the problem in reaching any sort of consensus here is that it's something most of us have been doing strictly in private for decades. So we assume that our own conditions and approaches must be universal. It's hard to imagine any other way after many thousands of examples of one way with no exceptions.
Whereas with almost everything else we do we're used to seeing other people do it and learning from that. Note that I am not promoting the idea of turning this particular activity into a social experience. |
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What I do is called the "no wiper". If you do a "no wiper" you are confident that your anus is clear of poop, and the turds left no residue. In that case, you simply stand up and put your pants back on.
A lot of people would recommend doing a test wipe. Don't. This is for the weak minded fools that have no confidence with their anus. YMMV |
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I'm trying to figure out how you'd do it SITTING
ETA: Do you just... lean forward or something? Quoted:
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How the FUCK can one stand while wiping?! I'm trying to figure out how you'd do it SITTING
ETA: Do you just... lean forward or something? lean to the right |
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I'm trying to figure out how you'd do it SITTING
ETA: Do you just... lean forward or something? Quoted:
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How the FUCK can one stand while wiping?! I'm trying to figure out how you'd do it SITTING
ETA: Do you just... lean forward or something? In before someone makes a YouTube video giving instructions on asswiping |
