Why did you have to put such jackasses next to me?
There's the barest dusting of snow falling. I guess you know what that means! That's right! Get out the snowmachine and run it up and down the streets! Back and forth, back and forth, WHEEEEEEE!!!
Uh oh, looks like some irate neighbor called the cops on us and made us stop. What will we do to have fun now? I know! Get in our trucks and revv the engines! Whoo hoo! An internal combustion engine! Ever notice that when you step on the gas, it gets REAL LOUD, and when you let off the gas, it quiets down? Isn't it neat? I'll do it over and over again for about five minutes or so! Fuck yeah! Bitchin'!