Posted: 1/26/2004 5:25:38 AM EDT
| Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! |
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A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible. The entirety of the human experience could be found there, without exception. After the service, the preacher was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS." The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look it up. The following week, after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read ... "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem." |
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TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid Section People Make Me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pathetic Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Suck Pack My Stuff Permanent Menstrual Syndrome |
| PBS? I think thats the public TV station. PMS is real and does effect lots of women. Imagine feeling like you gained 30lbs overnight. Antidepressants work wonders for women who really have this and makes their lives and those of their loved ones much better. There is something called PMDD. Prozac 10-20mg a week before and a week after does the job. If it doesnt work there maybe another underlying problem. The other thing poeple dont consider, did anyone think some of these women are just plain mean? And there is nothing wrong with them? |
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Quoted: I read in Cosmo I think that only 10% of women actually get the chemical imbalance known as PMS. The rest just want an excuse to be bitchy. My sister-in-law (one of the most level headed women I know, despite what my brother says) said the same thing years ago. I guess my "special talent" must be hooking up with members of that 10 percentile. [B)] |
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Quoted: PBS? I think thats the public TV station. PMS is real and does effect lots of women. Imagine feeling like you gained 30lbs overnight. Antidepressants work wonders for women who really have this and makes their lives and those of their loved ones much better. There is something called PMDD. Prozac 10-20mg a week before and a week after does the job. If it doesnt work there maybe another underlying problem. The other thing poeple dont consider, did anyone think some of these women are just plain mean? And there is nothing wrong with them? Damn, that situation sucked. [stick] |