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Posted: 3/4/2007 9:57:19 PM EDT

So I show up at my new command (reserve now)

and they show me to my unit. The room is empty for a while, the first person that walks in is a SMOKING hot chick. The second? Another SMOKING hot chick. I'm married and thought I made that clear over the course of the weekend, but the second one apparently didn't hear about that. Well she contacted me afterwards and wanted some help with her FMF pin (shows a lot of knowledge about the USMC/USN team) and wanted to go to the range with me...

Anyway to make a long story short I think she wants my nuts, unfortunately my wife is hotter still. And a great person. And a better handgun shot than I.

But still...

this other chick is hot. SMOKING hot. any takers?

Posted: 3/4/2007 9:58:23 PM EDT

[#1]

How far from Houston are you?
Pics?

Posted: 3/4/2007 9:58:51 PM EDT

[#2]

Sure, I'll take her. I'm married as well, but meh...

IBTTPIWWOP

Posted: 3/4/2007 9:59:09 PM EDT

[#3]

I'll try to get some pics from her right now. Clothed pics...

Tucson...

Posted: 3/4/2007 9:59:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I'll try to get some pics from her right now. Clothed pics...

Tucson...

PM inbound.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:01:50 PM EDT

[#5]

Quick someone give me an excuse as to why I need pics of her!

Quick!!!

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:03:08 PM EDT

[#6]

Pics to send your wife for a possible threesome?

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:03:37 PM EDT

[#7]

ar15.com poll of course...
if she shots she will understand

just get the pic no matter what

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:03:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Pics to send your wife for a possible threesome?

GAH! DON'T TEMPT ME LIKE THAT YOU BASTARD!

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:03:54 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quick someone give me an excuse as to why I need pics of her!

Quick!!!

Ask for her myspace.

Tell her you want to be sure she gets the bulletins about the BBQs.

Or:

Tell her you are thinking of doing up a Unit Yearbook.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:04:23 PM EDT

[#10]

How do I add a poll?

Edit: I just asked, "hey, not to sound creepy or anything, but could you send a pic of yourself? I'll trade for some 5.56 ammo"

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:05:14 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
How do I add a poll?

Ask her nicely. That, or chloroform.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:06:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
How do I add a poll?

Now this thread is SUPER TAGGED.

To add poll, go to edit, then look up above in the black area, it will say "add poll"

Click that.

But.... if she ever finds this thread.....

Nevermind.

It will be ok.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:06:09 PM EDT

[#13]

Her reply:

"Do you want pre or post boob job?"

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:07:04 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Her reply:

"Do you want pre or post boob job?"

POST JOB!!!!!

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:07:35 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Her reply:

"Do you want pre or post boob job?"

BOTH!

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:07:54 PM EDT

[#16]

So, are we going to team with this?

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:08:07 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:08:40 PM EDT

[#18]

Okay I clicked edit and didn;t see add poll, yes I am a dumbass.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:09:28 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Okay I clicked edit and didn;t see add poll, yes I am a dumbass.

It's up there by 'subscribe' and the other dark buttons

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:10:10 PM EDT

[#20]

You shouldn't need to click edit. Just look above the edit button bar and you will see a black button that says "Add poll"

I get nudie pics IM'ed to me for helping.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:39:46 PM EDT

[#21]

How's the IT market in Tuscon?

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:51:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Seen a few promising careers and marriages go on the rocks because of a "What happens on AT or Duty Weekends, stays on AT or Duty Weekends" attitude.

then again my unit did ATs at Subic Bay.

Posted: 3/4/2007 10:55:07 PM EDT

[#23]

OST

Posted: 3/4/2007 11:00:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Men cheat because usually they have something to prove, usually to themselves.
When they brag about it their ego is stroked.

Go look at your wife and ask yourself what it is you need to prove.

Posted: 3/4/2007 11:05:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It is pretty good rule to live by. If your wife were faced with this decision, how would you want her to decide?

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