Posted: 7/19/2011 12:39:10 AM EDT
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Say you have to take a dump just so you can sit on the throne for 15 minutes and read a gun mag. Get a little break from the crazyness that is love and marriage (+ 2 kids under the age of 3)?
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I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. its not always a fake, and sometimes when it is a fake it turns out the throne was necessary after all 
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I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. Guilty Try " stupid zombies". Zombie head shots from a little Bruce Campbell! 
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| I think if you're willing to be married and have kids you should be willing to have them around 24/7 -no breaks. I know of a few grandma's/pa's that watch their grandskids A LOT. I asked them why and they said the parents 'didn't want them while they went shopping/out etc' or they 'needed a break.' I made sure my son knows this: if he has a kid he'd better be ready to handle it because I won't. |
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Quoted: I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. I spend a little extra time during my morning oval office meeting playing Angry Birds on my rooted Nook. Angry Birds for proper colon health! |
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I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. I spend a little extra time during my morning oval office meeting playing Angry Birds on my rooted Nook. Angry Birds for proper colon health! I do that at work sometimes. Helps clear my head and get back on task. I find that my legs fall asleep if I sit for too long so it's a good indicator of when to go back to work. |
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I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. I spend a little extra time during my morning oval office meeting playing Angry Birds on my rooted Nook. Angry Birds for proper colon health! I do that at work sometimes. Helps clear my head and get back on task. I find that my legs fall asleep if I sit for too long so it's a good indicator of when to go back to work. 
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I think if you're willing to be married and have kids you should be willing to have them around 24/7 -no breaks. I know of a few grandma's/pa's that watch their grandskids A LOT. I asked them why and they said the parents 'didn't want them while they went shopping/out etc' or they 'needed a break.' I made sure my son knows this: if he has a kid he'd better be ready to handle it because I won't. In the .mil so no family here. We do have them 24/7, so I feel a 15 minute break on my throne is deserved
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I've never faked a turd just to get in some reading time. But I've sat on the toilet for much longer than necessary to read a magazine or book, surf the net on my phone, play Angry Birds, etc. Guilty On all charges. What should be <5 minute sessions can turn into half hour sits. |
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Doesn't work that way for me, I wait until the kids are asleep. Got tired of either: coming out to find the big mess the 2 yr old made, what he wrecked or they bang on the door the whole time, bust the door open and stand there and stare at me. There's 3 bathrooms in the house so not having enough isn't a problem. |
