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Posted: 10/13/2006 5:22:12 PM EDT

You get two fortunes in your cookie?

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:24:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:25:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Confucius say you double lucky.

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:25:27 PM EDT

[#3]

Damn! And on Friday the 13th!!!!! EEEEK

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:28:47 PM EDT

[#4]

What are they?

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:36:03 PM EDT

[#5]

your gonna die.

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:36:35 PM EDT

[#6]

On the first fortune you say "In bed" before you read the fortune. With the second one you say "in bed" after you read the fortune.

Thats all you need to know!

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:40:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Last year this guy I know got two fortunes in his fortune cookie.

He died a week later. Can I have your guns.

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:42:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Last year this guy I know got two fortunes in his fortune cookie.

He died a week later. Can I have your guns.

NO SHIT!?!?

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:43:08 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Last year this guy I know got two fortunes in his fortune cookie.

He died a week later. Can I have your guns.

NO SHIT!?!?

I bet he did not use the sacred phrase " in bed " properly!

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:43:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Ahh Twix!

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:44:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Last year this guy I know got two fortunes in his fortune cookie.

He died a week later. Can I have your guns.

NO SHIT!?!?

Oh hell yeah! It's happened to me twice already!

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:46:24 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Last year this guy I know got two fortunes in his fortune cookie.

He died a week later. Can I have your guns.

NO SHIT!?!?

Yeah, I think it works like that movie, The Ring.

Now where are your guns again?
You can IM me.

Posted: 10/13/2006 5:48:48 PM EDT

[#13]

You can also substitute "With no pants on" for "In bed" for similar hilarious results that are somewhat more kid friendly.

Posted: 10/13/2006 6:00:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Ok fortune #1..

Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you. In bed.

#2
Good Ideas will spring forth naturally from your mind in the coming week. In bed.

I don't have any guns I lost them in a tragic boat accident.. And teh rest are customer guns..

Posted: 10/13/2006 6:06:18 PM EDT

[#15]

In bed? LIke the fortune cookie that said:Confucious say-Man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly fingers.

Posted: 10/13/2006 6:07:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
You get two fortunes in your cookie?

It means you pack two guns. Your life is at a cross-roads and you want two guns, one for each road

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