We evolved from monkeys. > General Discussion

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:30:08 PM EDT

It probably took a long friggin time, but we came from monkeys. Look at these guys. Is it just random that they look so much like us, have 100% +/- .5% the same DNA, display so much of the same behavior, have all the same internal organs, brains that work pretty much the same as ours...

How can you deny that these guys are our little brothers? That's what they are. We came from a better family, but they're from the old neighborhood.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:31:39 PM EDT

[#1]

got tired of the oil doom and gloom?

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:32:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Well I suspected you were a monkey…

The guys from my neighborhood were not that evolved.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:34:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Yep.

No doubt about it!

Millions of years of 'evil'ution and we're still humping to please.

Eric The(LookAtTheProboscisOnThatMonkey,WouldYa'?)Hun

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:35:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Is it just random that they look so much like us

No.

It's not "random".

It's by "design".

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:38:42 PM EDT

[#5]

You did for sure.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:40:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
We I came from monkeys.

Is it just random that they look so much like us me, have 100% +/- .5% the same DNA, display so much of the same behavior, have all the same internal organs, brains that work pretty much the same as ~~ours~~ mine...

How can you deny that these guys are ~~our~~ my little brothers? That's what they are. We I came from a better family (what a snob), but they're from the old neighborhood.

Fixed it for you.

Look - thats fine that you are from the zoo...just leave my family out of it.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:40:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:44:14 PM EDT

[#8]

Some people claim that they evolved from monkees. Sometimes, I really believe them.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:48:37 PM EDT

[#9]

Don't believe we evolved from apes? Go to a scary movie in the inner city and watch from the back of the theater. If that doesn't convince you, nothing will.

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:54:51 PM EDT

[#10]

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www.tennenaturephotography.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/Borneo/Proboscis_Monkey_in_Act_60.sized.jpg

Yep.

No doubt about it!

Millions of years of 'evil'ution and we're still humping to please.

Eric The(LookAtTheProboscisOnThatMonkey,WouldYa'?)Hun

That pic is begging for photo-shopping!

Posted: 5/31/2005 10:54:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
www.tennenaturephotography.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/Borneo/Proboscis_Monkey_in_Act_60.sized.jpg

Yep.

No doubt about it!

Millions of years of 'evil'ution and we're still humping to please.

Eric The(LookAtTheProboscisOnThatMonkey,WouldYa'?)Hun

It's always the pr0n with you.

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:16:34 PM EDT

[#12]

We didn't come from monkies, we have a common ancestor.

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:24:27 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
It's always the pr0n with you.

I gotcha pr0n!

Right here.

Eric The(You,Rube)Hun

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:27:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Cali...fuckin figures.

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:31:27 PM EDT

[#15]

OK

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:32:55 PM EDT

[#16]

If we evolved form apes why are they still here in their form that they have been in for millions of years? They would be long gone and only humans would be here. Your wrong and the Bible has the wright answer.

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:33:03 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Cali...fuckin figures.

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:37:10 PM EDT

[#18]

I dunno about ALL of us, but I'm pretty sure the French did:

Sheep

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:45:36 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Cali...fuckin figures.

Oy!

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:49:39 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Cali...fuckin figures.

Oy!

Oi! back atcha

Posted: 5/31/2005 11:50:27 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
If we evolved form apes why are they still here in their form that they have been in for millions of years? They would be long gone and only humans would be here. Your wrong and the Bible has the wright answer.

Gah, this is a HUGE misconception about Evolution.

Nobody said we evolved from apes or monkies.

it's said we have a common ancestor.

Posted: 6/1/2005 11:54:20 PM EDT

[#22]

And for some of us he's pretty damn common.

BTW Didn't you mean the Bible has the right answer? The Wright answer was the airplane.

Posted: 6/1/2005 11:58:19 PM EDT

[#23]

I was curously aroused by those pics

Posted: 6/2/2005 12:00:43 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
got tired of the oil doom and gloom?

Nah. He got tired of not getting enough negative attention. ;)

PeakOil = Fucking

Posted: 6/2/2005 12:21:27 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
got tired of the oil doom and gloom?
Nah. He got tired of not getting enough negative attention. ;)

PeakOil = Fucking

Creationism is anymore likely elaborate please. Enlighten the lot of us about a single piece of archaelogical evidence that backs creationism??? So he is from Cali and 85% more likely to have his head firmly entrenched in his ass is he wrong. Or do you just call him a troll because your "Good Book" tells you otherwise???

Posted: 6/2/2005 12:21:51 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If we evolved form apes why are they still here in their form that they have been in for millions of years? They would be long gone and only humans would be here. Your wrong and the Bible has the wright answer.

Gah, this is a HUGE misconception about Evolution.

Nobody said we evolved from apes or monkies.

it's said we have a common ancestor.

In other words Us Humans ate from the Tree of Knowledge and the apes didn't.

Posted: 6/2/2005 1:25:02 AM EDT

[#27]

He's happy to be featured on arfcom.

Posted: 6/2/2005 2:27:43 AM EDT

[#28]

How come monkeys still ain't turning into people?

Posted: 6/2/2005 2:35:28 AM EDT

[#29]

I know some people who haven't evolved from monkeys yet!

Modern monkeys haven't evolved into people because there is no evolutionary pressure on them
to adapt and evolve to our level. Not everything can be on top.

Pic above....priceless! Arfcom's new mascot!

CJ

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:00:54 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
He's happy to be featured on arfcom.

www.tennenaturephotography.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/Borneo/Male_Proboscis_74.sized.jpg

I think something may have aroused his suspicion

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:08:28 AM EDT

[#31]

You catch 'Planet of the Apes' last night on FX too Peak?

IBTPit

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:10:50 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
He's happy to be featured on arfcom.

www.tennenaturephotography.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/Borneo/Male_Proboscis_74.sized.jpg

Hes happy about something!
Mabye he just saw the latest 'fitty-cent' video or something?

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:15:51 AM EDT

[#33]

I never knew that a douchebag could have an opinion. Go figure.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:16:54 AM EDT

[#34]

Sometimes I wonder!

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:19:02 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
How come monkeys still ain't turning into people?

Because they already have.

As horses evolved.....

And elephants.....

And much of the rest of the animal world, and despite peoples best dillusionary efforts to reject, we are a part of....big brains, thumbs and all.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:27:13 AM EDT

[#36]

If we Evolved from apes would apes still exist?

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:32:56 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
If we Evolved from apes would apes still exist?

We didn't evolve from every type of ape. The branch on our evolutionary tree likely leads to a rather specific variety of ape millions of years ago.

So the answer to your question is a resounding "yes".

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:34:37 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
It probably took a long friggin time, but we came from monkeys. Look at these guys. Is it just random that they look so much like us, have 100% +/- .5% the same DNA, display so much of the same behavior, have all the same internal organs, brains that work pretty much the same as ours...

How can you deny that these guys are our little brothers? That's what they are. We came from a better family, but they're from the old neighborhood.

Ahem.

YOU may look like a monkey.

I certainly do not.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:34:40 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If we Evolved from apes would apes still exist?

We didn't evolve from every type of ape. The branch on our evolutionary tree likely leads to a rather specific variety of ape millions of years ago.

So the answer to your question is a resounding "yes".

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:35:34 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Don't believe we evolved from apes? Go to a scary movie in the inner city and watch from the back of the theater. If that doesn't convince you, nothing will.

Wow.

That ought to earn you a pointy hat.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:36:39 AM EDT

[#41]

We took a similar evolutionary path as apes and monkeys, not necessarily evolved from them directly.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:37:32 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
He's happy to be featured on arfcom.

www.tennenaturephotography.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/Borneo/Male_Proboscis_74.sized.jpg

This is exactly what I needed to see at 7:37 am.

A monkey with a hardon.

Thank you ARFCOM.

Bastards.

Posted: 6/2/2005 3:40:44 AM EDT

[#43]

But what about the oil, the oil, the oil! Now evo. What's next, Sarah Brady's a neat person?

PeakOil, you still here? Fooking

Mods please ban. l

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:04:18 AM EDT

[#44]

I beleive that the people who beleive they came from monkeys....

...prolly did, as they show no greater sign of intelligence than the average chimp.

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:08:24 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If we evolved form apes why are they still here in their form that they have been in for millions of years? They would be long gone and only humans would be here. Your wrong and the Bible has the wright answer.

Gah, this is a HUGE misconception about Evolution.

Nobody said we evolved from apes or monkies.

it's said we have a common ancestor.

Which is the lame @$$ excuse idiot evolutionists came up with when their ORIGINAL fathead theory of "we evolved from apes" was shown to be idiotic in the exteme.

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:12:48 AM EDT

[#46]

Ya know, GRAVITY is a theory too....

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:29:22 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
If we evolved form apes why are they still here in their form that they have been in for millions of years? They would be long gone and only humans would be here. Your wrong and the Bible has the wright answer.

Gah, this is a HUGE misconception about Evolution.

Nobody said we evolved from apes or monkies.

it's said we have a common ancestor.

Which is the lame @$$ excuse idiot evolutionists came up with when their ORIGINAL fathead theory of "we evolved from apes" was shown to be idiotic in the exteme.

lol its too bad you don't bother to read anything on evolution. It would make conversations more enjoyable if you had any clue what you were talking about.

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:30:27 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Ya know, GRAVITY is a theory too....

don't confuse them with logic, its not fair

Posted: 6/2/2005 4:57:43 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If we Evolved from apes would apes still exist?

We didn't evolve from every type of ape. The branch on our evolutionary tree likely leads to a rather specific variety of ape millions of years ago.

So the answer to your question is a resounding "yes".

So what we evolved from would still be calssified as an ape if still around?

Posted: 6/2/2005 5:03:22 AM EDT

[#50]

Then where are all the monkeys who are in a state of evolution today?

If 'we' evolved from 'them', then how come there is still a 'we' and 'them' and nothing in between?

Typical ARFcommer???

Photoshop a keyboard under the hands, put a beer and a knife on the branch, and lay an M4gery across his lap, and you might have a convincing point.

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