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Posted: 6/8/2002 11:39:15 AM EST
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious.  Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 11:50:45 AM EST
Just when you thought.......[shock][sex]
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 11:58:18 AM EST
Excellent, [b]prk[/b], that was just excellent!

Eric The(Amused)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 1:02:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 1:06:07 PM EST

Reminds me of another one:
While Bill Clinton is working in the Oval Office, an aide walks in and says "Mr. President, what do you want to do with this abortion bill?" Bill replies "Oh, just pay it!"
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 1:20:02 PM EST
i heard it b4..., so i didn't read it !!
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 1:36:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/8/2002 2:15:14 PM EST
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[screenwiper] 'Scuse me a moment....[/screenwiper]

OK, that's better.

Another one:

Q.:  What was the difference between meeting the Queen of England and meeting Clinton when hwe was President?

A.:  When you met the Queen, you only had to get down on ONE knee.
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