Posted: 1/18/2007 11:27:11 AM EDT
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I usually live a very mundane and uneventful life. I'm a fulltime college student at FSU with my own side job and things run pretty smooth. But today was a day that I should have not even got out of bed. Infact, in a way, I got what I wished. The power went out in the middle of the night and my alarm didn't go off at 7:00am. I woke up at around 10:30am, I missed 2 classes and almost missed my 3rd! FUCK! My other 3 roommates were all also late for classes! My alarm has battery back up, but it failed! ARG. Along with the power outage in my apartment, the water heater must have turned on and off a lot over the night due to the power and blew the preassure release. Mind you this water heater is for 150+ people! So now it's 10:30, I'm in a hurry, I jump in the shower and get about 3 minutes of warm water then it goes to cold. Ice cold. It was 40'F this morning, so I'm lathered up all nice and ICE WATER! AHHHHHH. Okay, so I made it past my long sleep and icebath, so I'm walking to class when a bird takes a shit on me. Not some huge stream of white shit, but like a dingle-berry. I pick it off me with tissues I have on me. Ewww.... Out of all the people to have a bird-bomb land on, it's me. I've never been shat on before... I make it to the building I have a class in. I'm barely on time, but it's on the 5th floor. Both elevators were out. Goddamn it. I can do 5 flights of stairs in a minute, but here comes the kicker! A girl who is crippled that I see often has to use cruches needed those elevators! Lame ass repair men! She askes if she can get help to the 3rd floor. I say no problem and pretty much sling her on my back and take her up! She just wanted a pull and push to make it up, but I give her the express service!  She was very petite (thank God), and probably weighed no more than 110 lbs. I got a big thank you, a hug, and kiss on the cheeck!  So just ran up the 2 other flights to my class! Yay! Just on time! Class went okay, other than the fact the building must not have had a working heater or some one forgot to turn off the A/C. Nothing says fun like Macro Theory of Economics in a 65'F classroom! Everyone was all bundled up and shivvering. It was pretty funny to think about it. Anywho, class is over and I need to check my mail at the P.O. and go to financial department and pay off tuition. I get to my P.O. to find it wide open! Nothing was missing, both my Netflix movies were there and 2 credit card applications! I thank God for honest people or atleast to have honest people present in places to keep the status quo on societial peace. Besides, there are cameras in the P.O. I complain to the Post master of the P.O. Only to get blown off. No, not the good kind!   I guess I'll be doing some writing and making calls about that B.S.! My P.O. Box did lock just fine and it was locked the other day, so something happened! Fuckers. So, I get on the bus to make the treck to Fiancial department to pay off tuition. Some bum was on the University bus. Smelled like liqour and obvioulsy of weed. He hits up everyone on the bus for $5, and everyone tells him to piss off. Why the fuck is he on the university bus? It's only for the students and staff, but the driver let him on!  Now I have real confidence for the bus drivers and the transportation department...I make it to the University Center, to pay off my tuition. Everything went 100%! I'm still shocked nothing went wrong... for now... So I get back on the bus to head back to my apartment, when some wanna-be gangsta S.O.B. starts hacking his lungs up! Him and his wigger (C.O.C. violation? I'm white...) friend start talking about having to go to the Universities medical clinic (Thagard) to get his pills to cure his syphallis he got from "some chick I banged during rush."  Now I know you can't get syphallis from some one cough, BUT GODDAMN FUCKING GROSS MAKE ME WANT TO RIP OFF MY SKIN AND POUR BLEACH ALL OVER! Everyone on the bus went , and on the next stop, which was mine anyway, everyone bails out ASAP, other than Mr. Syphallis and his douchebag friend who probably gave it to him! That's my day, so far!  What does everyone think? Thank you for reading my horror story of a day. |
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