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Posted: 1/17/2015 9:35:41 AM EST
Has anyone ever tried riding a pogo stick on a treadmill?

Would it be proper to face forward, backwards or sideways?
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 9:37:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2015 9:38:13 AM EST by azeppelinfan]
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 9:42:59 AM EST
Somehow, I've spent 42 years on this planet without asking myself this question. I'm appalled at my lack of imagination.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 9:45:38 AM EST
On earth or outer space, and will that be while firing a weapon.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 9:53:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2015 9:55:21 AM EST by ElSupremo]
Looks like a wheel is needed on the pogo stick

or


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaUGlHUZ00
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 9:55:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By katrina24:
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Sigbrace
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:02:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By ElSupremo:
Has anyone ever tried riding a pogo stick Cessna on a treadmill?

Would it be proper to face forward, backwards or sideways?
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Fify
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:03:47 AM EST
If GD has taught me anything it's that the pogo stick will not take off
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:14:39 AM EST
GD is a place where creative genius resides.

How might one modify or utilize a treadmill as a sex devise or aid?
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:17:31 AM EST
We're still trying to figure treadmills out.

Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:22:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:27:13 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ElSupremo:
GD is a place where creative genius resides.

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That's an easy one.
Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly.

Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt.

I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise!
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:30:17 AM EST
In on one.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:35:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/17/2015 10:57:14 AM EST by Frank_B]


Anyone remember these?



How it works. Anyone who has ever seen a gasoline powered pile driver will recognize the action immediately.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:56:18 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AR-10:


That's an easy one.
Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly.

Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt.

I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise!
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Originally Posted By ElSupremo:
GD is a place where creative genius resides.

How might one modify or utilize a treadmill as a sex devise or aid?


That's an easy one.
Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly.

Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt.

I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise!


I'd recommend having some ductape and a few tiewraps handy......maybe some hand cuffs or harness device in the interest of safety to prevent injury
Roller skates might also be useful.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 10:58:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DRich:
Somehow, I've spent 42 years on this planet without asking myself this question. I'm appalled at my lack of imagination.
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I have gone 43 years with the same result. Obviously our generation is of superior intellect...
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 11:03:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By katrina24:
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On earth, while firing a weapon, just after drinking a milkshake.
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