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Posted: 1/17/2015 10:37:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2015 10:42:59 AM EDT
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Somehow, I've spent 42 years on this planet without asking myself this question. I'm appalled at my lack of imagination.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 10:45:38 AM EDT
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On earth or outer space, and will that be while firing a weapon.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 10:53:15 AM EDT
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Looks like a wheel is needed on the pogo stick
or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaUGlHUZ00 |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 10:55:54 AM EDT
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On earth or outer space, and will that be while firing a weapon. Sigbrace |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:02:08 AM EDT
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Has anyone ever tried riding a pogo stick Cessna on a treadmill? Would it be proper to face forward, backwards or sideways? Fify |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:03:47 AM EDT
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If GD has taught me anything it's that the pogo stick will not take off
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:14:39 AM EDT
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GD is a place where creative genius resides.
How might one modify or utilize a treadmill as a sex devise or aid? 
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:17:31 AM EDT
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We're still trying to figure treadmills out.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:22:32 AM EDT
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I was deprived, I've never owned a pogo stick. I always wanted one with a diesel engine, I wonder if they are still made.
I should make some stilts, too. You guys with kids should make some for them, they're a hoot. Make certain they set the treadmill speed on the slowest setting, you know they're going to give it a try. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:27:13 AM EDT
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GD is a place where creative genius resides. How might one modify or utilize a treadmill as a sex devise or aid? That's an easy one. Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly. Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt. I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise! |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:30:17 AM EDT
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In on one.
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:35:57 AM EDT
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Anyone remember these?
How it works. Anyone who has ever seen a gasoline powered pile driver will recognize the action immediately. |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:56:18 AM EDT
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That's an easy one. Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly. Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt. I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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GD is a place where creative genius resides. How might one modify or utilize a treadmill as a sex devise or aid? That's an easy one. Have the female stand close to the front of the treadmill with her feet off to the sides of the moving belt. Tell her to hang on and bend forward slightly. Set the treadmill to the desired speed and then run. Be sure to use plenty of lube, because you might hit varying parts of the anatomy. Or plant your feet behind her feet and ignore the moving belt. I am going to have my wife take all of the clothes that are hanging on the treadmill handles and put them somewhere else. We can finally use it for exercise! I'd recommend having some ductape and a few tiewraps handy......maybe some hand cuffs or harness device in the interest of safety to prevent injury 
Roller skates might also be useful. 
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Posted: 1/17/2015 11:58:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Somehow, I've spent 42 years on this planet without asking myself this question. I'm appalled at my lack of imagination.  |
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Posted: 1/17/2015 12:03:04 PM EDT
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On earth or outer space, and will that be while firing a weapon. On earth, while firing a weapon, just after drinking a milkshake. |
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