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Posted: 7/21/2008 9:10:57 AM EDT
Oh, no......

Man, I was a fanatic of the original when it came out, but I can't bear to watch it anymore. I doubt a sequel will change that.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:11:58 AM EDT
Finally
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:12:42 AM EDT
Was only a matter of time
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:13:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:13:38 AM EDT
Oh fucking no.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:13:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
Zaphod, you can be my Wingman anytime




But thanks for the compliment, anyway.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:14:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 9:14:42 AM EDT by thelastgunslinger]

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
Zaphod, you can be my Wingman anytime



careful Zaphod, I think he wants the buttsecks with you
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:14:54 AM EDT
I predict walmart $3 DVD bin in this movies future.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:15:07 AM EDT
Ha, I just watched Top Gun yesterday in HD.

Fun movie but yeesh there was a lot of homoeroticism
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:16:24 AM EDT
I hope it tanks. What an ass!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:17:13 AM EDT
Oh teh noes. They are going to fuck this up for sure.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:18:42 AM EDT
That's a negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:22:20 AM EDT
An insider tells The Sun: 'The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.


Sounds great.....
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:22:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 9:27:26 AM EDT by Stan08]

Originally Posted By macman37:
Ha, I just watched Top Gun yesterday in HD.

Fun movie but yeesh there was a lot of homoeroticism


I wonder if they are going to have another volleyball scene in this one?

I thought it was the best movie ever as a kid and but looking back, who says things like,"I'm holding on too tight, I've lost the edge..."

Let's have a long drawn out conversation on flying while half-nekkid in the locker room!

The funny thing is that 22 years later he would be an O-6 Captain by now (if not retired) and he still looks the same! Well, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards and whats her name could use the work now.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:24:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stan08:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Ha, I just watched Top Gun yesterday in HD.

Fun movie but yeesh there was a lot of homoeroticism


I wonder if they are going to have another volleyball scene in this one?

I thought it was the best movie ever as a kid and but looking back, who says things like,"I'm holding on too tight, I've lost the edge..."





Yeah, that was a groaner. How about at the end when Maverick is on the MiG's tail and he won't commit because he's pining for Goose... COME ON.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:25:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:27:14 AM EDT
OK, let me get this straight:

The premise is that 22 years later, Cruise (as Maverick) is at the Top Gun school teaching Navy pilots and along comes a hot, young female pilot who acts just like Maverick did when he was young. She becomes his love interest. So far, no surprises, right?

So if this were to happen in the "real world", wouldn't this cause all sorts of charges being levied against them for breaking officer to officer, superior to subordinate contact and such? Maybe he quits the Navy because of her.

Yawn. It darn well better have good F-16 on F/A-18 action then.

-Gator
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:27:27 AM EDT
The article said the movie would be about a Top Gun instructor(Cruise) who was having difficulty dealing with a hot headed female pilot.

No thanks.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:28:59 AM EDT
You've got to be kiddinghe
James
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:30:11 AM EDT
GHEY!!!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:31:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:32:18 AM EDT
NO!



LEAVE IT ALONE, LET IT DIE!!!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:39:12 AM EDT
Top Gun II: Electric Boogaloo

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:39:47 AM EDT
Will it be complete with plenty of "don't ask, don't tell" situations?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:42:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
Zaphod, you can be my Wingman anytime



careful Zaphod, I think he wants the buttsecks with you


SWORD FIGHT! SWORD FIGHT!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:44:35 AM EDT
Wow, Katie looks like she's had the life sucked out of her in that picture in the URL.

Tom's always looked like a sad little sack of shit, I can now see that anyone that hangs around with him for very long begins to look the same.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:48:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uglygun:
Wow, Katie looks like she's had the life sucked out of her in that picture in the URL.

Tom's always looked like a sad little sack of shit, I can now see that anyone that hangs around with him for very long begins to look the same.



That first pic is a fish eye lens distorting their faces. Though I never liked Katie Holmes or thought she was particularly hot.

Batman Begins was such a well made and well cast film; I don't understand how she slipped through into the movie. She lopped EVERY scene she was in. Thank Baby Super Jesus that she isn't in the Dark Knight.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:50:14 AM EDT

An insider tells The Sun: 'The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.


So instead of homoerotism we have shemales now???
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:50:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
An insider tells The Sun: 'The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.


Sounds great.....


Great, like Karate Kid III.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:51:57 AM EDT
The question is that now that the Tomcat is off the fleet; are they gonna use the Super Hornets now? Nothing against the plane, but when you think of Top Gun, you think of Maverick and Goose doing barrel rolls while chasing a Mig-28 over the Med.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:54:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stan08:
Well, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards and whats her name could use the work now.



What
The
Fuck,

ov­er.

Goose was the only cool character in the movie, and he died. You want 'Goose' to some how, some way, return from the dead? What do you want, a zombie Goose? On principle, they'd have to kill him because he's a zombie, and I just cant bear to see Goose die twice.


Link Posted: 7/21/2008 9:59:24 AM EDT

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:03:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
The article said the movie would be about a Top Gun instructor(Cruise) who was having difficulty dealing with a hot headed female pilot.

No thanks.


They already did that. It's called "Battlestar Galactica."

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:04:33 AM EDT
Slider, you stink.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:09:04 AM EDT
NOES !
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:10:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JonasWright:

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/21/article-1036911-008D18B90000044C-813_468x334.jpg



www.new-video.de/co/hotshots.jpg



yeah the parody was a better movie
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:11:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drunkintoaster:

Originally Posted By JonasWright:

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/21/article-1036911-008D18B90000044C-813_468x334.jpg



www.new-video.de/co/hotshots.jpg



yeah the parody was a better movie


By far.

"Now, I know you're all wondering what happened to my pants. Well, they started running short of material once they got to the knees, so don't give me any shit."
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:16:31 AM EDT


Greatest movie EVAR!!!
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:17:43 AM EDT
Do not want.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:21:36 AM EDT


Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
The article said the movie would be about a Top Gun instructor(Cruise) who was having difficulty dealing with a hot headed female pilot.

No thanks.



Meh.

That idea sucks.


I say they should do this whole alien invasion things.

See, the guys could all be yuking it up at Top Gun when suddenly there's a defcon alert! We're being invaded by these airplanes that look JUST like DC-8s, except without the fans!

You could say these things are invading the atmosphere, dropping some sort of payload near all Earth's volcanos, and preparing a Nuclear attack!

Its up to Maverick to fly the ultimate mission, to get to the next level, and to remove the evil scourge that threatens to stick to humanity forever!

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:23:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FAIL-SAFE:

Originally Posted By Stan08:
Well, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards and whats her name could use the work now.



What
The
Fuck,

ov­er.

Goose was the only cool character in the movie, and he died. You want 'Goose' to some how, some way, return from the dead? What do you want, a zombie Goose? On principle, they'd have to kill him because he's a zombie, and I just cant bear to see Goose die twice.




Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:23:34 AM EDT
Maverick will face his toughest challenge yet as he has to dogfight Xenu and his DC-8 like spaceplane.




Think a SuperBug can take that out ?
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:24:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M-60:
www.rotaryaction.com/images/firebirds3.jpg

Greatest movie EVAR!!!


I loved that movie. Good times were had after watching that, building my 1/48 scale AH-64 and an entire summer of playing Gunship 2000 on my 386. Man, to be 12 again.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:26:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:40:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By M-60:
www.rotaryaction.com/images/firebirds3.jpg

Greatest movie EVAR!!!


I loved that movie. Good times were had after watching that, building my 1/48 scale AH-64 and an entire summer of playing Gunship 2000 on my 386. Man, to be 12 again.


I actually watched them film parts of it at Ft. Hood. They were set up right outside our hanger. Sean Young walked in one day on a break and my buddie and I spent about an hour chattin' with her. She was nice, and seem genuinely interested in the Apache and other ships. It was cool.

I thought the movie sucked donkey balls.


-Mark.

Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:45:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Ha, I just watched Top Gun yesterday in HD.

Fun movie but yeesh there was a lot of homoeroticism


+1

Top Gun was gayer than Fight Club and Spartacus combined.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:45:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By M-60:
I thought the movie sucked donkey balls.


Of course, because you know how things really work. But when you're 12 and watch Firebirds... or 7 and watch Top Gun... you think it's the greatest thing ever. Probably the same reason why my dad hates Crimson Tide.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:48:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/21/2008 10:50:18 AM EDT by paris-dakar]

Originally Posted By FAIL-SAFE:

Originally Posted By Stan08:
Well, Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards and whats her name could use the work now.



What
The
Fuck,

ov­er.

Goose was the only cool character in the movie, and he died. You want 'Goose' to some how, some way, return from the dead? What do you want, a zombie Goose? On principle, they'd have to kill him because he's a zombie, and I just cant bear to see Goose die twice.



He could visit Maverick in some homoerotic dream sequence.
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:59:21 AM EDT
Ghey...
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 10:59:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ANGST:
Maverick will face his toughest challenge yet as he has to dogfight Xenu and his DC-8 like spaceplane.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Xenu_space_plane1A.jpg/250px-Xenu_space_plane1A.jpg


Think a SuperBug can take that out ?


I was scrolling through the replies, wondering when Xenu would show. Disappointed that it took this long...

"Negative, L. Ron. I've almost got Xenu. I've got good tone...his E-meter is off the charts! Fox-1! Fox-2! Babarino! He's on your tail!"
Link Posted: 7/21/2008 11:00:40 AM EDT
Top Gun was a chick flick in disguise. The appeal was a hot Tom Cruise and a bunch of other young, buff hot shots playing volleyball in the sand with no shirts, and nice tans.

The story line for TG II has set up this movie to fail already.
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