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7/5/2013 11:43:20 AM EDT
I thought it would be good to make a thread where we can pass along some tips and tricks.
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A band saw cuts foam rubber (for seat cushions) very easily and make it easy to shape it,



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7/5/2013 12:00:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't jerk off with hand sanitizer.  It feels good for the first few seconds and then it hurts.  
Hope this helps someone.
7/5/2013 12:01:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Wear gloves while cutting habanero or ghost peppers. Don't fap afterwards.
7/5/2013 12:02:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Oh god this should be good ...IN!!
7/5/2013 12:03:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I thought it would be good to make a thread where we can pass along some tips and tricks.
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A band saw cuts foam rubber (for seat cushions) very easily and make it easy to shape it,



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An electric knife works great also.
7/5/2013 12:04:35 PM EDT
[#5]
If you can't find a funnel just cut the top off an empty plastic bottle and use that.
7/5/2013 12:04:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Never fry bacon when you're naked.

7/5/2013 12:05:11 PM EDT
[#7]
pop the tail and slide your front foot forward to achieve maximum air.
7/5/2013 12:05:30 PM EDT
[#8]
With a bit of practice, you can count to 1024 on your fingers.

Binary, right hand thumb is LSB, left hand pinky is MSB.

So 12 would be right hand ring finger (8) and right hand middle finger (4) extended.   Adding 5 to that can be done by counting (toggling thumb and index finger, carrying to pinky), or by XOR+Carry (if you are an uber geek and can do an XOR in your head, easy with a lot of practice).
7/5/2013 12:05:35 PM EDT
[#9]
If its sunny and you are at the river, use WATERPROOF sunscreen
7/5/2013 12:06:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Never stick your dick in crazy.
7/5/2013 12:08:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Rubbing Alcohol or WD-40 will dissolve most adhesives left behind like from a sticker or bumper sticker...no need for Goo Gone or shit like that.



You can get a dog to swallow a pill by placing it in the corner of his mouth, at the back of his tongue and then rubbing your hand down his throat (this makes them swallow)....save the peanut butter for party time.



You can get a girl to swallow by placing 3 crisp $100 bills on the night stand. Peanut butter is hit or miss, fwiw.



Fun shit to blow up at the range - save margarine tubs, fill with water, freeze and throw in cooler for the trip. Explode on contact, zero mess, fun for kids or first timers. Eggs work good too, or pieces of fat sidewalk chalk. For real skill, shoot paintballs off of toothpicks (need a scope and something accurate for this).




7/5/2013 12:08:55 PM EDT
[#12]
Righty tighty

Lefty loosey
7/5/2013 12:10:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Olive oil can be used as a personal lubricant.

WD-40 should not be used as a personal lubricant.
7/5/2013 12:10:32 PM EDT
[#14]
Make sure your wife knows not to drive on a flat tire, even though the car still goes forward .  It'll save you the price of tires & a new rim.
7/5/2013 12:10:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Never stick your dick in crazy.


7/5/2013 12:11:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I heard just the tip, will do the trick.
7/5/2013 12:12:04 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


With a bit of practice, you can count to 1024 on your fingers.



Binary, right hand thumb is LSB, left hand pinky is MSB.



So 12 would be right hand ring finger (8) and right hand middle finger (4) extended.   Adding 5 to that can be done by counting (toggling thumb and index finger, carrying to pinky), or by XOR+Carry (if you are an uber geek and can do an XOR in your head, easy with a lot of practice).


wat



make a youtube video of that shit 'cause I'm retarded and can't follow what you wrote.



 
7/5/2013 12:12:09 PM EDT
[#18]
When a MHP officer asks you if "You think you're funny.", its a rhetorical question and you are about to get a ticket
7/5/2013 12:12:41 PM EDT
[#19]
Refill your gas tank when its half empty.

It will result in better gas mileage and prevent the clogging of injectors due to sediments from the bottom of the tank.
7/5/2013 12:13:04 PM EDT
[#20]
7/5/2013 12:13:31 PM EDT
[#21]
If you have to ask, then you should have already ejected.

Enjoy that flat spin, Goose.
7/5/2013 12:13:50 PM EDT
[#22]
in on 1
7/5/2013 12:14:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Do not mix up Preparation H and toothpaste. They do not perform the same function, no matter how similar the tubes may look.
7/5/2013 12:14:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Olive oil can be used as a personal lubricant.

WD-40 should not be used as a personal lubricant.


But it is so much easier to apply.
7/5/2013 12:14:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Refill your gas tank when its half empty.

It will result in better gas mileage and prevent the clogging of injectors due to sediments from the bottom of the tank.


Wait, what if you're a half full kind of guy?
7/5/2013 12:15:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Use hairspray to install motorcycle/bicycle grips, lubes so it slides on and glues it when it cures.
7/5/2013 12:15:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Red loctite should never be used on a gun. Ever.

Red loctite should never be used on a rifle, either.
7/5/2013 12:16:38 PM EDT
[#28]
Almost forgot, throw or drag your firearms down a driveway (cement or asphalt) repeatedly for that authentic battle worn Ninja Seal Ranger look.  

BTW, you're welcome
7/5/2013 12:18:00 PM EDT
[#29]
7/5/2013 12:18:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
7/5/2013 12:19:32 PM EDT
[#31]
when you bang a chick make sure her husband isn't in the closet watching.
7/5/2013 12:21:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Fileting panfish

7/5/2013 12:21:22 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


Righty tighty



Lefty loosey


Not if your taking the tires off of an old Dodge/Plymouth.
 
7/5/2013 12:21:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Rub shaving cream (or most any soap, really,) on the bathroom mirror and polish it with a dry washcloth. It should be fog-free after your shower.

I like napthalene lighter fluid for removing adheasive residue (although if you peel the lable off slowly, chances are it'll come off intact. My mother has not been able to master this technique.)

Trouble seeing the clean oil on your dipstick after you change it? Knock a little fine dust on the stick and try again.
7/5/2013 12:21:37 PM EDT
[#35]
Never trust a fart. Farts are like Democrats, they are slippery little shits that exist only to ruin your day.
7/5/2013 12:21:58 PM EDT
[#36]
In Before DK-Prof and geese tips and tricks
7/5/2013 12:22:32 PM EDT
[#37]
On a Benelli M2 (probably similar on other models) if you shoot to an open bolt and you need to quickly reload, if you push the shell down into the loading port and quickly remove your fingers it will trigger the bolt release and you will not have to push the button to close the bolt.  This removes any reason to put those gay oversize bolt release buttons on your Benelli.
7/5/2013 12:23:36 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
when you bang a chick make sure her husband isn't in the closet watching.


Speaking from experience?
7/5/2013 12:24:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
when you bang a chick make sure her husband isn't in the closet watching.


Speaking from experience?


7/5/2013 12:25:47 PM EDT
[#40]
When tying your shoes, do an extra wrap at first when you first cross the laces. It makes tying the loops much easier and doesn't come loose.
7/5/2013 12:26:43 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Refill your gas tank when its half empty.



It will result in better gas mileage and prevent the clogging of injectors due to sediments from the bottom of the tank.


Wanna explain how hauling an extra 60-90lbs of fuel will results in better mileage?



Also, the second part can depend greatly on the fuel pickup - some don't touch "bottom" and stay away from contaminates that may reside at the true bottom of a tank so "running out" will not result in the pickup of sediment (most of which should be filtered anyway).



 
7/5/2013 12:26:47 PM EDT
[#42]
when installing a grounding lug to a transformer it is easier to file the paint off for a proper grounding by using a drill and hole saw angled to quickly sand the paint away.
7/5/2013 12:28:08 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

Quoted:
With a bit of practice, you can count to 1024 on your fingers.

Binary, right hand thumb is LSB, left hand pinky is MSB.

So 12 would be right hand ring finger (8) and right hand middle finger (4) extended.   Adding 5 to that can be done by counting (toggling thumb and index finger, carrying to pinky), or by XOR+Carry (if you are an uber geek and can do an XOR in your head, easy with a lot of practice).

wat

make a youtube video of that shit 'cause I'm retarded and can't follow what you wrote.
 


Here is a vid.  Some teach using the pinky as the LSB (toggles on even/odd numbers).  That is far more cumbersome than using the thumb as LSB, since it moves the most.

This uses one hand to get to 31, if you assign 32 to left hand thumb, 64 to left hand index finger, 128 to left hand middle finger, 256 to left hand ring finger, and 512 to left hand pinky, it gets you to 1023.

7/5/2013 12:28:34 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:

Quoted:
With a bit of practice, you can count to 1024 on your fingers.

Binary, right hand thumb is LSB, left hand pinky is MSB.

So 12 would be right hand ring finger (8) and right hand middle finger (4) extended.   Adding 5 to that can be done by counting (toggling thumb and index finger, carrying to pinky), or by XOR+Carry (if you are an uber geek and can do an XOR in your head, easy with a lot of practice).

wat

make a youtube video of that shit 'cause I'm retarded and can't follow what you wrote.
 




How are you holding your hands???  I would do it with right pinky is lsb, left pinky is msb....
7/5/2013 12:29:19 PM EDT
[#45]
Don't wipe your ass with medicated Kleenex by accident when you are out of toilet paper.  BTDT  ouch  
7/5/2013 12:29:53 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Don't wipe your ass with medicated Kleenex by accident when you are out of toilet paper.  BTDT  ouch  


or mistake the Clorox cleaning wipes for baby wipes.
7/5/2013 12:29:57 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
when you bang a chick make sure her husband isn't in the closet watching.


Speaking from experience?




Did you sit or stand in the closet?

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7/5/2013 12:31:45 PM EDT
[#48]
To lower risk of choking, chew food before swallowing.
7/5/2013 12:34:35 PM EDT
[#49]
dbltap
7/5/2013 12:35:20 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
With a bit of practice, you can count to 1024 on your fingers.

Binary, right hand thumb is LSB, left hand pinky is MSB.

So 12 would be right hand ring finger (8) and right hand middle finger (4) extended.   Adding 5 to that can be done by counting (toggling thumb and index finger, carrying to pinky), or by XOR+Carry (if you are an uber geek and can do an XOR in your head, easy with a lot of practice).

wat

make a youtube video of that shit 'cause I'm retarded and can't follow what you wrote.
 


How are you holding your hands???  I would do it with right pinky is lsb, left pinky is msb....


I tend to look at my right palm, left back hand, so right hand thumb is rightmost, left hand pinky is leftmost.  Once you have 0-31 memorized (pretty easy if you can already do hex to binary in your head), it is extremely fast, and can be subtle, for things like, oh... counting cards...  Practice enough and you don't need your hands anymore, except as a visual cue to pull up later on.
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