I figured we all want to rant, can't really say what we want to say at work so here goes mine:


You dumb fucking retard of a woman, do you not understand that I work in the field and cannot carry a god damned copy machine on my back to take fucking photocopies of client's driver's licenses? My signature as a witness, next to the client's signature, is good fucking enough as that is what I am paid for and it is my commissions that pay your stupid fucking ass and the rest of the fucking idiots at corporate. You work for me you dumb fucks. Also, tell corporate that I am sick of them changing the fucking paperwork every fucking week as already it takes me eight fucking hours just fill out these god damned forms.

RR


Now I feel better, this was the e-mail I would have liked to have sent.