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9/9/2016 9:04:34 PM EDT
Uncle President got a parasitic tapeworm after him

I don't have ANYTHING named after me.

What's making you stone cold sober tonight  What do you want to be named after
9/9/2016 9:08:49 PM EDT
[#1]
I've already named a park after myself. Maybe I can get a major street named after me also.
9/9/2016 9:12:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Have to work tomorrow and Next Saturday then will have weekends off for a while. Will be nice.
9/9/2016 9:14:26 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm about to downsize on some monthly bills. Going to give directv the axe. I've been addicted to tv my whole life. I know I won't miss it, but doing it is still hard.
9/9/2016 9:17:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Guy at work wanted me to sight his AR in with a Truglo sight...  6 shots it was done.

Annoyed I tried to move him up to at least to a Vortex Strikefire.  Nope, too cheap.

He will die if the shtf.
9/9/2016 9:25:16 PM EDT
[#5]
What making me sober tonight? My fucking medication is, and the thing I want most right now is a tall glass of Macallan. It's been 13 god damn months
9/9/2016 11:44:13 PM EDT
[#6]
I got to pee and I don't want to get up.......
9/9/2016 11:46:08 PM EDT
[#7]

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I have an English Mastiff sleeping on me, and I need to retrieve another bottle of whiskey.



 
9/9/2016 11:50:38 PM EDT
[#8]
I have a record of every dispersement of crop subsidies by the FSA between 1995 and 2014, including the names and full addresses of the recipients, and I can't seem to turn it into a good dissertation paper.
9/9/2016 11:53:15 PM EDT
[#9]
There are FHRC c*ck suckers on this site...
9/10/2016 12:07:55 AM EDT
[#10]
Bitches can't hold their smoke That's what it is.
9/10/2016 12:18:45 AM EDT
[#11]
I took a break from Facebook because I am taking an extra class this semester and I wanted to spend less of my time staring at my phone. So now I post dumb shit here and look at gun related instagrams. Then there is a paper that I need to write, I got to choose the topoc and now I have zero interest in writing it. But by the end of this weekend, I will have caved and wrote the damn paper.
9/10/2016 12:21:14 AM EDT
[#12]
Sliced my leg open with a rusty machete today.  It stings a bit.
9/10/2016 12:22:33 AM EDT
[#13]
cracked an old healed rib by leaning onto a dumpster to rearrange crap my kid
tossed in haphazardly

Something that could never happen to a tenderfoot milquetoast labor adverse elitist like FBHO
9/10/2016 12:34:50 AM EDT
[#14]
AC in the truck went out 4 hours into a 9 hour drive.  Around 2pm.  It sucked.
9/10/2016 12:36:58 AM EDT
[#15]
Almost positive I broke my ankle today.



I stepped into a hole I didn't see HARD. A dude 20 feet away heard it crack.




Made it through the rest of the day at work by lacing my boots up tight so my guys could finish the day. Spent 6 hours in the ER watching the shit show then left.




Hurts like hell and makes noise now with my boots off.




No liquor in the house. FML.
9/10/2016 12:38:11 AM EDT
[#16]
Well, I just read the world is gonna end or some shit next Wednesday.
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