[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Terrifying. Simply terrifying.

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:46:48 AM EDT

Whilst perusing the interwebs today for a good deal on balaclavas, I came across...

...the anthropomorphic embodiment of my darkest nightmares...

I think I'll stick to shopping in 'brick 'n mortars.'

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:48:27 AM EDT

[#1]

What?? It was cold out!

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:49:37 AM EDT

[#2]

bring out the gimp

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:50:17 AM EDT

[#3]

Cool, it has a feedbag attach point.

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:50:26 AM EDT

[#4]

What is that???

An insulated jock strap?

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:51:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Reminds me of a scene in PULP FICTION.

Someone is going to need Bruce Willis to save them.

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:52:28 AM EDT

[#6]

Looks look like something a hooker would wear to service customers in extreme cold conditions.

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:52:29 AM EDT

[#7]

I second the Gimp - and 1 bonus internet for the OP for having Uma in the background

Posted: 1/30/2010 11:55:29 AM EDT

[#8]

I actually was issued one of those.
Wife wears it sometimes...