About a month ago, I had couple pieces of sh*t walk up to me while I was in the garage, I had just finished cleaning my rifle.
One of them was tall black guy that didnt talk much, the other was a redheaded chick who talked WAY too much.
Tried to tell me they were from the local high school, and that they were trying to earn points for a trip Bermuda or something.
At that point I realised they were MAGAZINE sellers, so I asked if they were and the girl got all cheery and nice. It was then that I told them they had 5 seconds to be off my property.
The girl starts giving me all sorts of crap as I start walking to the back of the garage, calling me a "hater" and other adjectives used by the white-trash types. Decidedly pissed she was.
Anyway, I reached the back of the garage where I had the rifle, I set it upright, butt on the workbench, turned around and told them they now had 2 seconds to leave.
They left quickly and never came back.
The only reason I could tell that they were about sell magazines is that, about 9 years ago, the same thing happened, except it was one cute chick. My roommate and I bullshitted her into showing us her tits, but was INCREDIBLY pissed when we told her to leave right after she did it...LOL...She was screaming and swearing all over the place...LOL