Posted: 10/25/2002 3:29:59 PM EDT
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I have been thinking about this for some time now. Specifically, what is the deal with 1-ply toilet paper? It's too thin to really do the job well....fingers easily break thru single layers...there is no true "gripping" power. So why even make 1-ply TP!! I prefer strong, yet soft, 2-ply toilet paper...[i]and in double roll size![/i] I don't want anything that makes me feel like a "new born baby's bottom" or has a picture of a stuffed bear on the package! I just want some good ol' American pine paper that grips everything on the first swipe!! [b][size=5][red]DAMN!!![/red][/size=5][/b] Sgtar15 |
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Quoted: bah! soft TP like charmin tends to ball up and attach itself to butt hair in the classic form known as the "dingleberry." just get some institutional-type TP and scrape it like a man. Finally!! SOmeone who understands, and in the cold climate it really makes a differance. SGtar15 |
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Whatever happened to the TP that had WOOD CHIPS and SPLINTERS in it? The worst thing that happened to me was on a job site years ago while working as a drywall hanger.I asked my co-worker to throw some paper over a wall to use to "finish the paperwork". It wasn't until later (and being in a rush),MUCH to my dismay, I realized that it was brown paper just like INSULATION IS WRAPPED IN!! |
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sgtar15, If you wanna be a man and walk around with a chapped ass,be my guest. As for me,nothing beats charmin ultra.The Cadillac of TP. A magic carpet ride,like a grandma made up a little quilt on a roll for ya......you get the idea. One thing I'm glad I no longer have to deal with are those little single sheets of wax paper that they used to supply the stalls in my HS with. Remember those? You might as well stick your finger up your ass with thiose damn things.Very well might happen if you weren't carefull. |
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Manly? I'll give you manly. Just smear a little rasberry jam on there and let the cat do the rest. After using this method you will realize that trying to get in every little nook and cranny, or every crevass in the dangling forest of 'roids, with something like paper is just a waste of an afternoon. |