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4/2/2007 12:49:54 PM EDT
4/2/2007 12:51:37 PM EDT
[#1]
that is just fucking funny as hell
4/2/2007 12:52:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Holy shit
4/2/2007 12:54:15 PM EDT
[#3]
No way I would let you near my dick, even if it was caught in a pickle slicer and she was cute.
4/2/2007 12:55:06 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
No way I would let you near my dick, even if it was caught in a pickle slicer and she was cute.


 
4/2/2007 12:55:06 PM EDT
[#5]
4/2/2007 12:55:28 PM EDT
[#6]
I have no idea what's going on in this thread. This is ridiculous. I love it.

Good luck!
4/2/2007 12:56:04 PM EDT
[#7]
geez axl

I just sucked a sunflower seed down my throat laughing

if I choke I am leaving a note to send you a letter explaining your guilt.  
4/2/2007 1:07:56 PM EDT
[#8]

No way I would let you near my dick, even if it was caught in a pickle slicer and she was cute.



Art was relieved though. Bet I made the school nurses's day. Damn, I forgot. My buddy Jerry cut down a limb, he was 15' up on a ladder, the limb hit the ground, bounced back up, hit him in the chest, broke two ribs, knocked him off the ladder he broke both ankles and both wrists. He's really hurt. Happened Saturday.
4/2/2007 1:16:09 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

No way I would let you near my dick, even if it was caught in a pickle slicer and she was cute.



Art was relieved though. Bet I made the school nurses's day. Damn, I forgot. My buddy Jerry cut down a limb, he was 15' up on a ladder, the limb hit the ground, bounced back up, hit him in the chest, broke two ribs, knocked him off the ladder he broke both ankles and both wrists. He's really hurt. Happened Saturday.




Of course now that his wrists are broke you can help him take it out to pee, more cock admiration in your future I guess.
4/2/2007 1:18:06 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

No way I would let you near my dick, even if it was caught in a pickle slicer and she was cute.



Art was relieved though. Bet I made the school nurses's day. Damn, I forgot. My buddy Jerry cut down a limb, he was 15' up on a ladder, the limb hit the ground, bounced back up, hit him in the chest, broke two ribs, knocked him off the ladder he broke both ankles and both wrists. He's really hurt. Happened Saturday.



Does he still have an awe inspiring penis?
4/2/2007 1:19:39 PM EDT
[#11]
At anytime during this, did you ever say, "You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off the pain."
4/2/2007 1:20:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Just dont let Art help him zip up!
4/2/2007 1:20:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Franks n' beans!!!
4/2/2007 1:21:49 PM EDT
[#14]
4/2/2007 1:23:14 PM EDT
[#15]

does this have something to do with the sag in the middle thread?
4/2/2007 1:23:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Oh come on! That put a smile on my face. Especially the pickle slicer comment.
4/2/2007 1:29:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Dang, must have been good if it was self-modded.