Someone Invites You Over For Chili... > General Discussion

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:01:41 PM EDT

You show up and not only are there beans, it is MOSTLY BEANS. There is only a small barely existent hint of meat. What's your next move?

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:02:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Ask them where the chili is.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:02:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Eat that shit up

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:03:05 PM EDT

[#3]

Tough economic times...

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:03:21 PM EDT

[#4]

order a pizza

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:03:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Fill my bowl then put butter and honey on my cornbread.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:04:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Fill my bowl then put butter and honey on my cornbread.

There was no cornbread either.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:04:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Just eat it.. next time you'll know better.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:04:26 PM EDT

[#8]

never happen in Texas

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:05:53 PM EDT

[#9]

Ask for hot sauce.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:06:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Enjoy poor mans chili

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:06:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Just grab some of your emergency meat-in-a-pocket and cook it up and throw it in. Just kidding, would be a cool invention though.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:07:09 PM EDT

[#12]

Is she hot?

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:08:52 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

You show up and not only are there beans, it is MOSTLY BEANS. There is only a small barely existent hint of meat. What's your next move?

Eat and enjoy the beer that you brought with you.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:09:19 PM EDT

[#14]

Blade at 45º.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:10:34 PM EDT

[#15]

Order Chinese take out

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:11:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Fart loudly, asking "more beans Cookie".

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:11:48 PM EDT

[#17]

post on arfcom

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:11:53 PM EDT

[#18]

skin, gut and quarter their cat , throw it in the pot and continue on

just kidding.............. enjoy it and be thankfull that someone actually invites you over for dinner.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:12:31 PM EDT

[#19]

Not behave like an ingrate.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:13:18 PM EDT

[#20]

Eat it politely, make a note never to return and get some dinner on the way home.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:13:50 PM EDT

[#21]

Damn I love ARFCOM!!! hahaha

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:14:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Advise the host they are a fucking loser, cut they're head off and boil it in the beans, allow my dogs to eat the scalded flesh and beans so the they can then shit it on the grave I have freshly dug for the headless corpse.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:14:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Ask them where the chili is.

+1

Chili con carne is fucking CHILI. CON. CARNE. No beans in it, and it certainly doesn't consist solely of beans.

If it has beans in it, it isn't chili. It's chili bean stew. If it's JUST beans, then it's fucking chili frijoles.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:16:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Bless us oh Lord for these thy gifts,
which we are about to receive,
through the goodness of Christ, our Lord,
Amen.

Let's eat!

Pass the cornbread!

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:19:24 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ask them where the chili is.

+1

Chili con carne is fucking CHILI. CON. CARNE. No beans in it, and it certainly doesn't consist solely of beans.

If it has beans in it, it isn't chili. It's chili bean stew. If it's JUST beans, then it's fucking chili frijoles.

But is it kosher?

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:20:32 PM EDT

[#26]

"oh man im not feeling to well i think im going to go lay on your couch"

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:23:35 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Ask them where the chili is.

+1

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:25:56 PM EDT

[#28]

Make sure I fart and belch LOUDLY before I leave and say it must have been the chili

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:26:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Blade at 45º.

This

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:26:42 PM EDT

[#30]

Be a polite guest and eat the food.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:29:21 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Be a polite guest and eat the food.

That could be tough....

...beans in chili...?

Sacrilege!

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:31:17 PM EDT

[#32]

Just don't think of it as chili, which it isn't, and enjoy the chili flavored bean casserole.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:34:10 PM EDT

[#33]

Realize you aren't one of those goofballs from Northern Mexico Texas and eat the chili.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:44:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Eat

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:51:48 PM EDT

[#35]

Unless I was deer hunting the next morning, I'd eat a couple bowls of it. Good stuff.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:53:16 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Blade at 45º.

This

and disengage

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:53:23 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ask them where the chili is.

+1

Chili con carne is fucking CHILI. CON. CARNE. No beans in it, and it certainly doesn't consist solely of beans.

If it has beans in it, it isn't chili. It's chili bean stew. If it's JUST beans, then it's fucking chili frijoles.

Chili con carne is chili con carne.

So what's chili?

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:54:24 PM EDT

[#38]

Make real chili and cornbread, and invite THEM over.

Posted: 10/29/2009 4:54:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Eat and thank them for the wonderful meal. What else would an invited guest say?

AB

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:02:58 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Eat and thank them for the wonderful meal. What else would an invited guest say?

AB

Bingo–– Jackpot

GM

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:05:19 PM EDT

[#41]

I fucking hate beans

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:06:42 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Eat and thank them for the wonderful meal. What else would an invited guest say?

AB

Bingo–– Jackpot

GM

Then they'll try pulling this shit again.

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:07:50 PM EDT

[#43]

Usually when friend invite me over for dinner it is so I can cook for them.....including chili....no beans....extra jalapenos

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:09:11 PM EDT

[#44]

I'm from Washington.

Chili is not supposed to have beans in it???

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:11:19 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Ask them where the chili is.

LOL

Sounds like it's chili+. I don't know what's worse... no beans or too many.

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:12:44 PM EDT

[#46]

STFU and eat the free chili.

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:13:33 PM EDT

[#47]

I STFU and eat chili.

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:14:13 PM EDT

[#48]

EJECT

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:15:41 PM EDT

[#49]

Warn the wife it's going to be a long night for her.

Posted: 10/29/2009 5:15:49 PM EDT

[#50]

Realistic answer: Someone invites me over for free food (I don't what food it is) I'm eating the food and I'll even be thankful for it.

Arfcom answer (more commonly used): This is why full auto was invented. Sometimes every other person in the room has to die.

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