Posted: 11/16/2008 6:45:16 PM EDT
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It's an oddly smelly place. No matter how hard I scrub, soap, shampoo, chamber brush, Q-Tip, or canned air that thing IT REEKS.
My wife's smells like flowers. Go figure. Now the big question is: What to do with the lint/hair ball that comes out. a) throw in trash b) throw on floor c) fling at nearest person and watch them puke |
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I shower daily and sweat rarely, but my belly button always smells like rotten crotch.
I've come to the conclusion that a tiny fat woman sneaks into room each night and douches into my belly button. Sleeping on my stomach would defeat her, but it would expose my starfish for abuse. 
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Quoted: Some of you guys are a bit odd. First off, is belly button scratching really a common activity for you? Either way, why would you feel the need to sniff your finger afterward.  For fucks sake, how else does one remove belly button cheese and lint.  Smelling it...well, kinda like the shmell of one's own farts, like roses.
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My navel never smells. It does tend to attract lint balls, though.
Oddly enough, my navel is fairly sensitive. Light pressure in it is slightly painful, and the pain shows up not just in my navel, but also in a spot about eight inches lower. Yeah...IT. I have no idea why. It's always been like that. So I avoid sticking my fingers in my navel. Other interesting smelly spots you may not know about: Behind your ears, toward the lower side. Gently scratch at this area with a fingernail and you should get something under your nail that has a bit of an odor to it. I believe that there's a scent gland here. And, right under your lower lip. Rub your finger across this spot with a little pressure and then sniff your finger. Rub hard enough and you might be able to roll a little dirt off that isn't dirt. It's whatever it is that you're smelling. Another scent gland, I guess. Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ |
I'm 75% of the way toward being a Prius driver.
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My navel never smells. It does tend to attract lint balls, though. Oddly enough, my navel is fairly sensitive. Light pressure in it is slightly painful, and the pain shows up not just in my navel, but also in a spot about eight inches lower. Yeah...IT. I have no idea why. It's always been like that. So I avoid sticking my fingers in my navel. Other interesting smelly spots you may not know about: Behind your ears, toward the lower side. Gently scratch at this area with a fingernail and you should get something under your nail that has a bit of an odor to it. I believe that there's a scent gland here. And, right under your lower lip. Rub your finger across this spot with a little pressure and then sniff your finger. Rub hard enough and you might be able to roll a little dirt off that isn't dirt. It's whatever it is that you're smelling. Another scent gland, I guess. Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Dude, We have both been around here a long time. I have to say you are one of the strangest people I have ever met on AR15.com. 
You NEVER fail to entertain. 
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My navel never smells. It does tend to attract lint balls, though. Oddly enough, my navel is fairly sensitive. Light pressure in it is slightly painful, and the pain shows up not just in my navel, but also in a spot about eight inches lower. Yeah...IT. I have no idea why. It's always been like that. So I avoid sticking my fingers in my navel. Other interesting smelly spots you may not know about: Behind your ears, toward the lower side. Gently scratch at this area with a fingernail and you should get something under your nail that has a bit of an odor to it. I believe that there's a scent gland here. And, right under your lower lip. Rub your finger across this spot with a little pressure and then sniff your finger. Rub hard enough and you might be able to roll a little dirt off that isn't dirt. It's whatever it is that you're smelling. Another scent gland, I guess. Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Sounds like somebody does not wash above their neck... 
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My navel never smells. It does tend to attract lint balls, though. Oddly enough, my navel is fairly sensitive. Light pressure in it is slightly painful, and the pain shows up not just in my navel, but also in a spot about eight inches lower. Yeah...IT. I have no idea why. It's always been like that. So I avoid sticking my fingers in my navel. Other interesting smelly spots you may not know about: Behind your ears, toward the lower side. Gently scratch at this area with a fingernail and you should get something under your nail that has a bit of an odor to it. I believe that there's a scent gland here. And, right under your lower lip. Rub your finger across this spot with a little pressure and then sniff your finger. Rub hard enough and you might be able to roll a little dirt off that isn't dirt. It's whatever it is that you're smelling. Another scent gland, I guess. Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Sounds like somebody does not wash above their neck... Yeah, no dice for me either. OP, try scrubbing these areas a little harder.
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: My navel never smells. It does tend to attract lint balls, though. Oddly enough, my navel is fairly sensitive. Light pressure in it is slightly painful, and the pain shows up not just in my navel, but also in a spot about eight inches lower. Yeah...IT. I have no idea why. It's always been like that. So I avoid sticking my fingers in my navel. Other interesting smelly spots you may not know about: Behind your ears, toward the lower side. Gently scratch at this area with a fingernail and you should get something under your nail that has a bit of an odor to it. I believe that there's a scent gland here. And, right under your lower lip. Rub your finger across this spot with a little pressure and then sniff your finger. Rub hard enough and you might be able to roll a little dirt off that isn't dirt. It's whatever it is that you're smelling. Another scent gland, I guess. Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Sounds like somebody does not wash above their neck... Yeah, no dice for me either. OP, try scrubbing these areas a little harder. Me, too. Just tried pulling the cat rub on my cats...no effect except a few WTF looks like from both of them.
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I do a full shower and scrub every day. Do you? Body chemistries are different. Maybe you're just not very masculine and don't have those scent glands or they barely work on you?
CJ No i dont shower, thats what i have a pressure-washer for, it's rough on my satchel though.
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Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Yep. I also have to occasionaly squeeze stones out of the parotid glands. Think all the pain of a kidney stone and then move it to your face.
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Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Yep. I also have to occasionaly squeeze stones out of the parotid glands. Think all the pain of a kidney stone and then move it to your face. Holy cow! I thought I was the only one to ever have a stone in the saliva tract. Lemonheads and citrus was my best friend. It was not fun. |
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Can you find your saliva gland vents and have you ever seen them squirt saliva into your mouth? This is a little bit of anatomical fun for kids...and some adults. CJ Yep. I also have to occasionaly squeeze stones out of the parotid glands. Think all the pain of a kidney stone and then move it to your face. Holy cow! I thought I was the only one to ever have a stone in the saliva tract. Lemonheads and citrus was my best friend. It was not fun. DAMN! Ive never heard about that! Doesnt sound pleasant. |