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Posted: 9/9/2004 11:27:51 AM EST
What are your favorite sayings?
Or the most popular from your neck of the woods.
IE:

Tighter than a clams ass at high tide.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Lets hear them.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:29:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 11:31:12 AM EST by Paul]
[removed sexual and religious derogatory comment]

Don't read that.


[ Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature. - Two out of three with one sentence - not bad - Paul]
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:30:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:31:53 AM EST
Asshole deep to a 10-foot indian.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:32:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 11:47:02 AM EST by mjohn3006]
Two of my favorites from my father:

Its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Its as cold as a witches tit in a brass bra.


ETA: Stuff it in her cowbell and post traps.
ETAA: Fuck you Arock!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:34:07 AM EST
WWAS?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:34:39 AM EST
-taaaaaaaaaaaaag-
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:35:29 AM EST
That girl's uglier than homemade sin.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:35:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:36:01 AM EST
"the world is full of assholes, the number ever increasing the further one gets from Missoula, Montana"

- A River Runs Throught It
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:37:24 AM EST
Hotter than a whore in church.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:38:17 AM EST
Hotter then a blistered pussy in a pepper patch.

It's like a sore peter. You can't beat it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:38:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 11:56:35 AM EST by Zack3g]
Everyone has the right to be stupid sometimes, but you abuse the privilege.



Damn, someone beat him with an ugly stick.



What, did you drink some liquid stupid with your breakfast this morning?



(in the car, behind a slow driver) If this fool goes any slower, he's gonna have to speed up to stop.

There's a few I say and hear around here.. edit to add more as I think of em.



ETA: You are so far from being smart that the light from smart will take a billion years to reach you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:41:51 AM EST
That guy is dumber than a football bat!

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:44:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
It's like a sore peter. You can't beat it.



damn thats funny....
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:44:15 AM EST
If you have rounds you have time.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:46:35 AM EST
Fell out of an ugly tree and it every branch on the way down.

(To describe someone stupid):

Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.

Any dumber and they'd have to be watered twice a week.

Few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:46:56 AM EST
Crazier than a shithouse rat.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:47:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 11:48:56 AM EST by TexRdnec]
that'd gag a maggot

ugly as homemade soap

sweating like a whore in church

hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire

handier than sliced bread

fucked up like a football bat

dumb as a box of shit

built like a brick shithouse

nuttier than a squirrel turd

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:48:29 AM EST
Local sayings?

It's not in my contract.

I'm on my break.

I'm going to file a grevieance.

I'll do it later, when I'm getting paid overtime.

My union rep says X


Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:50:04 AM EST
Wicked retahded
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:51:40 AM EST
Colder than a well digger's ass.

Hotter than a cock is funky.

I'd hit it!

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:53:32 AM EST
Here are a few of my favorites.

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

Dumber than a sack of rocks.

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.

Uglier than a mud fence.

That scares me and I am damn near fearless.

If I think of any more I will post them later.

Shootist
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:53:39 AM EST
Harder than woodpecker lips.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:54:14 AM EST
Hotter than a 3 peckered owl.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 11:55:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By SHOOTIST:
Here are a few of my favorites.

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

Dumber than a sack of rocks.

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.

Uglier than a mud fence.

That scares me and I am damn near fearless.

If I think of any more I will post them later.

Shootist



Those are great.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:02:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By SHOOTIST:

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.




Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:04:34 PM EST
Forgot to add my favorite for when I need to leave:

Alright, let's make like a fetus and head out.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:04:46 PM EST
Wow she's so fine my hard on ran out of skin!

Ouch...
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:29:49 PM EST
She's so ugly, she looks like she ran the 40 yard dash in a 30 yard gym.

Beat it like it owes you money.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:35:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:37:37 PM EST by Jm03]
Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in downtown Tijuana.

Beat on your head until the White Meat shows.

A person who is "Ate up with Dumbass"

Ride it like you stole it!

She is so ugly it looks like her neck Puked.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:37:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:38:14 PM EST by TheRedHorseman]
page two and you guys havent thought of it?

I LIKE PIE!


may the shit storm commenceth
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:38:18 PM EST
It's dark as a bear's ass.

Well I'll be dipped in shit!

Those are a couple of my favorites.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:41:00 PM EST
busier than a one-armed paper hanger with crabs
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:41:48 PM EST
Colder than a witchs' tit in a brass bra in the middle of Febuary.

Cum sucking cunt scab.

Seman sucker.

Fuck Off!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:41:48 PM EST

That makes me happier than a busload of retards on the way to Chucky Cheese.

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:42:53 PM EST
Thats how it goes, playing in a band.

Welp, see ya later

Let me know how that works out for you

thats a kick in the nuts

like a dog in heat

kick in the nuts cold/hot/what ever outside
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:43:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
Forgot to add my favorite for when I need to leave:

Alright, let's make like a fetus and head out.




that is just sick.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:44:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jm03:
Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in downtown Tijuana.

Beat on your head until the Grey Matter shows.

A person who is "Ate up with Dumbass"

Ride it like you stole it!

She is so ugly it looks like her neck Puked.


Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:45:57 PM EST
Buddy of mine when asked "How are you"

"If I was doing any better, I'd be doing twins."
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:46:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:47:08 PM EST by skid2964]
"as slick as snot on a door knob"

"she's ugly enough to make a frieght train take a dirt road"

"I've seen better looking heads on a mug of beer"

"he be gettin' some yonder" - means he is moving very fast ....

All I can think of right now ...



Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:53:56 PM EST
"Thats how it goes.....
first your money,
then your clothes"

"Cut out the grab ass"

"I'd Hit It"

"This Thread is worthless without Pics"

for starters....
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:56:40 PM EST
-Queer as a football bat

-Happier than a homo with a bucket full of dicks

-Busier than a three peckered rooster

-Strong as a retard and twice as dumb


Don't know no mo'
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 12:57:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 12:57:29 PM EST by Fly-Navy]
Piss-infected cum-bubble.

Cock holster.

Cum dumpster.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:01:23 PM EST
Me and a buddy were staring at this chicks ass one time and he said..."damn, that looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:04:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By AvengeR15:
That makes me happier than a busload of retards on the way to Chucky Cheese.




madder than a queer with tonsilitis on valentines day?
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:07:05 PM EST
Busier than a dime whore on nickel night.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:08:11 PM EST

Red on the head like a dick on a dog.
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:09:38 PM EST
up shit creek in a chicken wire canoe
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:29:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/9/2004 1:31:16 PM EST by newtoma]
Outstanding! Like a farmer in a field!

Handier than a pocket on a shirt

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob

Slicker that snot on glass

Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:51:32 PM EST
slicker than owl shit
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