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12/27/2004 4:46:09 AM EDT
Why did cruise have to die?
Saddest ending ever.
boooooo
12/27/2004 4:47:36 AM EDT
[#1]
He was tired of walking in high heels all thru the movie, so they ended it SHORT.
12/27/2004 4:51:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Because he's a fag


Sgatr15
12/27/2004 4:53:21 AM EDT
[#3]
DING!!
12/27/2004 4:55:18 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Saddest ending ever.
boooooo




Dammit !! Add a spoiler warning to your post rather than give up the ending!! Not everyone has seen the movie yet dilhole!!!.....
12/27/2004 4:56:00 AM EDT
[#5]
Hey thanks for ruining the ending for those of us who haven't seen it...
12/27/2004 4:58:54 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Hey thanks for ruining the ending for those of us who haven't seen it...



+1
12/27/2004 5:02:09 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Hey thanks for ruining the ending for those of us who haven't seen it...



+2
12/27/2004 5:02:20 AM EDT
[#8]
He deserved to.
12/27/2004 5:07:04 AM EDT
[#9]
thanks for fuckin it up for all of us that haven't seen it
12/27/2004 5:07:54 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
thanks for fuckin it up for all of us that haven't seen it



+1
12/27/2004 5:08:17 AM EDT
[#11]
I JUST told my wife to rent that tonight.  I wonder how it ends, DAMNIT
12/27/2004 5:08:33 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Saddest ending ever.
boooooo



What an ass....

Okay, the title was changed, so you ain't an ass anymore....
12/27/2004 5:08:40 AM EDT
[#13]
Hah, I just watched it last night.

It is good enough to own on DVD.

"HEY, HOMEY"

12/27/2004 5:13:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Thanks, IMBECILE!
12/27/2004 5:16:10 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Saddest ending ever.
boooooo




Dammit !! Add a spoiler warning to your post rather than give up the ending!! Not everyone has seen the movie yet dilhole!!!.....



+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
12/27/2004 5:16:34 AM EDT
[#16]
Eh, he's just fucking with you guys. Cruise caps the cabby and runs off to Tahiti.
12/27/2004 5:17:53 AM EDT
[#17]
***SPOILER***
I'm still wondering if anyone noticed him.  I had a feeling he was going down after he told Max about the guy on the metro when he first started chatting with him.  I knew it would be in a public area where he might look like he was just napping or something but I didn't expect it to be the metro.  That was the one time his training let him down.  If he had shot from the hip instead of aiming center mass his bullets would have passed around that door frame like Max's did.  I'm still suprised none of his shots penetrated.

Obviously spoiler warnings are appreciated although I had already seen it.
12/27/2004 5:28:23 AM EDT
[#18]
Nice, real nice.  
12/27/2004 5:32:13 AM EDT
[#19]
1.  It was his karma for splitting up with Nicole Kidman.

2.  The ending was kinda pitiful anyway.  I'm not interested in seeing the movie a second time.
12/27/2004 5:58:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Oh hell, sorry, never posted about a movie before...didnt know about the whole spoiler thing.

Don't worry though, the foreshadowing is pretty obvious.
I had the ending figured out for the most part by the halfway point.
It doesn't sneak up on you or anything.

decent movie though.
12/27/2004 6:04:40 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
thanks for fuckin it up for all of us that haven't seen it



You're not missing much, and he saved you the price of a rental.

Just another mindless Hollyweird movie for the mindless....



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Politically Incorrect Movie Reviews
Collateral
By RadioFree Rocky D  
 
September 27, 2004

Cast:

Tom Cruise (Vincent) – Evil Whitey.

Jamie Foxx (Max) – Innocent, honest minority abused by Evil Whitey.

Jada Pinkett (Annie) – Brown shugah barrister.

Hmm … I wonder what the biggest problem is in Los Angeles? Illegal aliens? No. A hundred billion dollar state deficit caused by illegal aliens? No. Ah-Nold the Governator bench-pressing hapless democrats and pinching starlet’s booties? Ehhhh-no. The biggest problem plaguing La La Land is reckless Caucasian hit men running around killing Hispanics and blacks in an effort to undermine the legal system, which is held together (by mere threads) by altruistic blacks and Hispanics. Collateral could easily be re-titled Taxi Driver meets Herbie Goes Bananas (with an attitude). Actually, the most amazing thing in Collateral is that Cruise finds a cab driver that speaks English and knows how to use a shortcut. What are the odds of that happening?

Last year, Hollyweird had a preoccupation with skinny girls who kick ass. This year there is a new Tinsel Town fetish: blatantly bad whiteys vs. noble, benevolent black folks. Not that this hasn’t been the standard in Hollyweird over the last 30 years, but lately they haven’t even tried to disguise it; it’s not hidden in the background, sneaked in subliminally nor part of the subplot – heck, it is the plot. Collateral is the second in a trilogy of “honkey mistreats homey” flicks (I, Robot is the first and Manchurian Candidate is the next one). Perhaps Hollyweird has come to the realization that we’ve all deciphered their game by now and they simply figure oh what the hell, let’s just go for it.

Here is the plot of Collateral in a shortcut: heartless Caucasian hit man forces virtuous black cab driver to chauffeur as he makes his rounds callously leaving bloody bodies in his wake. Whacking and stacking ensues. (snip)